Jezebel: Barf

"You've Got Some Eclair On Your Chin, Let Me Get That…"

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 21 May 2009 17:10:00 EDT

[Cannes, May 20. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

"Sugar Daddy" Lady Explains She Is A Housewife, Not A Ho

Jessica G. — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 14:30:00 EST

The Daily Beast's "Melissa Beech" thought that when she wrote about her Sugar Daddy, the blogosphere would be supportive over her Louboutin lifestyle "that would be the envy of any young woman who enjoys life." More »

Rich Hollywood Moms Bank On Shopaholic Tweens

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 14:30:00 EDT

The August issue of Harper's Bazaar has a feature on Elizabeth Wiatt and Jamie Tisch and their "concept store," Fashionology L.A. Elizabeth, 41, is the wife of Jim Wiatt, CEO of the William Morris Agency. She's also on the board of the Natural Resources Defense Council. She is described as a "brainy beauty," maybe because she is brunette. Jamie, 39, the "blonde bombshell," was married to film producer/NY Giants chairman Steve Tisch, and also raises money for the Women’s Cancer Research Fund. There are so many vomit-inducing moments in the story about their store, described as "a real-life version of Cher Horowitz’s computerized closet in Clueless meets a Build-a-Bear Workshop," that it seemed necessary to compile them all. (Not included: When the writer tries the store and designs a hoodie that ends up costing $95.) You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll lose your lunch, after the jump. More »

Crowned: The Women Get Ugly, Stupid, And Puke-y

Slut Machine — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 19:00:00 EST

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Last night on Crowned, we came dangerously close to losing the Sincere Sexy Reds. Could you imagine how suckass next week's big, studio audience finale would have been without them? Anyway, last night they did not disappoint: Laura got bitchy and essentially called the other girls ugly, then cried later on when she realized she might be stupid. But best of all, the ladies of the house threw a cocktail party, and Patty had one too many and ralphed while sitting in a white chair. Clip above. More »