Jezebel: Banks

UBS To Revise Infamous 44-Page Dress Code

Irin Carmon — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 11:20:35 EST

About that equal-opportunity offender UBS dress code: "People made fun of UBS," said a rep. "But it didn't cause any damage to our reputation." It's up for revision. Still, don't wear ties that clash with the "morphology of the face." More »

Anna's A Proud Mama, Tyra's Scared Of Fauna, And Fashion Week Looms!

Sadie Stein — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 12:00:00 EDT

Anna Wintour's daughter, apparently a chip off the iceberg, runs things at home. Says mum,"Bee is in charge of assigning bedrooms, and heaven forbid you treat her poorly, or you'll find yourself sleeping in a closet." [Telegraph]
Fashion-Weekapalooza! [NY ]

Did Tyra Screw Over Her Show's Staff?

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 15:30:00 EST

After we posted that Tyra has called it quits on her talk show, a reader emailed us, saying that The Tyra Show production staff learned of their unemployment on the internet this morning, and not from TyTy herself. More »

More On Lindsay/Sam Twitter Fight; Paula Upset Over Ellen's Idol Gig

Margaret Hartmann — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 19:30:00 EDT

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This morning Lindsay Lohan posted an incoherent rant about Samantha Ronson on Twitter. She writes: "can you make an attempt to not ruin ANYTHI...zG positive that i have FINALLY deserved just to cry myself to sleep with your cheats, errors..."

Alec's Big Mouth Raises Ire; Rumor About John Cheating On Emily Is Probably B.S.

Margaret Hartmann — Mon, 18 May 2009 18:40:00 EDT

Alec Baldwin is public enemy number one in the Philipines because last week when David Letterman asked Baldwin about his desire to expand his family, he joked:

Kanye Wasn't In Threesome With Madge; Jennifer Wears A $10K Wig

Margaret Hartmann — Fri, 15 May 2009 19:30:00 EDT

Kanye West's girlfriend, Amber Rose, posted a picture of Madonna pinching her butt on her Twitter, prompting rumors that the three of them had a tryst. Kanye claims it never happened.

Chelsea Clinton's Beach Bod Is Better Than Torture

Megan Carpentier — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 10:00:00 EDT

Who knew? New York Post editors spend their days fantasizing about Chelsea Clinton in a bikini. Apparently, looking good in one is the only reason she would ever exercise. [NY Post]

Ashley Olsen's Fashionista Wedding?

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 09:00:00 EST

Is Ashley Olsen getting married? The National Enquirer thinks so. It'll happen on the French Riviera next summer; she wants Karl Lagerfeld to make the dress and Annie Leibovitz to take the pix. Oh, the hubs-to-be is boyfriend Justin Bartha. [Daily Express]
Ryan Reynolds ran the NYC marathon! His time? 3 hours and 50 minutes, faster than he anticipated. "It was an incredible experience," he says. He was asked how he'd celebrate and claimed: "I'll probably celebrate by eating my own body weight in raw dough." [People]
Heh, things were "frosty" between Tina Fey and John McCain on Saturday Night Live. [MSNBC]
A "crazed" Madonna fan stormed on to the set of Guy Ritchie's new movie and threatened to kill him. The teenager had a knife and was shouting, "I love Madonna." He was arrested, though if he were cast in Guy Ritchie's movie, that would be believable. [Mirror]
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's kids went trick-or-treating in Malibu on Friday. Maddox was a Marine; Zahara was a Jolly Green Giant; Shiloh was a sheriff. Need pix!!! [Star Magazine]

John "The Player" Mayer Talks About Breaking Up With Jen Aniston

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 09:00:00 EDT

John Mayer on his breakup with Jen Aniston: "There's no lying, there's no cheating, there's no nothing. Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I have ever met. People are different, people have different chemistry. I ended a relationship to be alone, because I don't want to waste somebody's time if something's not right." Hmm, does Mayer The Player have commitmentphobia? [People, UPI]
John Mayer also says: "I'm sorry that the story's not interesting. But it's about time that somebody stands up for that girl and I think she's great." [OK!]
Um, there's also video of John making these statements. He actually seems emotional. [TMZ]
Okay, this report says that though they're going through a rocky time, John and Jen are not over. Then again, it also claims that "the birth of the Brangelina twins has got her down." Ugh. [The Sun]
This report says that money was an issue with Jen and John. "Jen was tired of paying for everything," says a source. "Cobwebs come flying out of (Mayer's) wallet when he opens it. John liked living like a movie star when he was with her. Jen would never say anything, but you could tell it irritated her." [MSNBC]
Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi tied the knot! The private ceremony took place at their home in Los Angeles. There were 19 guests, including both of their mothers. [Yahoo News]

Loose Lips

Jessica G. — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 11:45:00 EDT

Teh hotness Diego Luna is a proud papa! His wife, fellow Mexican actor Camila Sodi, gave birth to a baby boy in L.A. yesterday. • Unbeweavable news: Tyra is walking around with crimped hair. Oh, Ty Ty! Your follicular choices will never cease to entertain us! • [People, Dlisted] More »

Naomi Campbell + Lindsay Lohan = Tyra Banks' New Look

Slut Machine — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 15:50:00 EST