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			<title><![CDATA[Edgy Canadian Marching Band Find Lamp Rape Jokes So Funny]]></title>
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				The marching band at Queen's University in Kingston, Ontario has been barred from participating in remaining scheduled  fall term performances for producing and distributing a book of edgy rape and tit-biting jokes.  Ah, college.  It's like potty training for the mind, and there's always a contingent of youngsters who can't help but shit themselves on the daily.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5860998/edgy-canadian-marching-band-find-lamp-rape-jokes-so-funny" title="Click here to read more about Edgy Canadian Marching Band Find Lamp Rape Jokes So Funny">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 18 Nov 2011 18:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Erin Gloria Ryan]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Weight-Loss Ad Boasts Results, Hides Shameful Secrets]]></title>
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				Ana Renteria saw a billboard advertising 1-800-Get-Thin. Ten days after her operation, she died. The saddest part? A little digging reveals lots of shady details about the place where Renteria had her surgery.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5715317/weight+loss-ad-boasts-results-hides-shameful-secrets" title="Click here to read more about Weight-Loss Ad Boasts Results, Hides Shameful Secrets">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 20 Dec 2010 15:57:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Rock Doctor]]></title>
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				Six women's cancer doctors <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/health/2008/12/07/2008-12-07_all_hail_the_rock_docs.html">formed a band</a> last spring to play at a conference of the Society of Gynecological Oncology and are now recording an album with the Gynecological Cancer Awareness Movement. The band, called N.E.D. or "no evidence of disease" is made up of doctors and researchers from around the U.S; their new record, which will be released next year, deals with patients and doctors' problems working with cancer. [<a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/health/2008/12/07/2008-12-07_all_hail_the_rock_docs.html">NY Daily News</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5103978/rock-doctor" title="Click here to read more about Rock Doctor">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 08 Dec 2008 12:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Maria]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[British Educators Wonder Why More Girls Don't Play Guitar]]></title>
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				Most rock bands these days consist of several near-emaciated, floppy haired boys who wear very tight pants and play their guitars slung low near their penises. Delightful girl group Smoosh (pictured here), notwithstanding, where are all the rocking lady guitarists? Maybe there's a dearth of female guitar players because, as a new report from the UK shows, girls from a very young age are discouraged from playing traditionally <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/7342168.stm">"masculine"</a> instruments like guitar and horns, while boys are discouraged from playing traditionally "feminine" instruments like the flute and harp. According to the BBC, the report, published by the British Institute of Education, says, "The size of the instrument (bigger, male), its pitch (higher, female) and the physical characteristics needed to play it could be partly responsible [for the gender preferences]. Another factor may be that brass instruments and drums have long been used militarily and therefore are associated with war." 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/378749/british-educators-wonder-why-more-girls-dont-play-guitar" title="Click here to read more about British Educators Wonder Why More Girls Don't Play Guitar">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessica G.]]></dc:creator>
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