Jezebel: Bananas

A Banana Opener, For the World's Laziest People

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 18:40:00 EST

Seeing as how he believes the banana is an "atheist's nightmare" we don't think Kirk Cameron would approve of this banana opener. And fuck anything that makes us side with that creationist freak. More »

Rachel Zoe Checks Into Hospital To Deliver Her Baby

Margaret Hartmann — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 22:41:12 EDT

According to online reports, Rachel Zoe went into labor this afternoon and has checked into Cedars-Sinai in Los Angeles to give birth to her son. Expect impeccably-styled photos of the tot to appear any day now. More »

Rachel Zoe Announces Pregnancy On Twitter

Margaret Hartmann — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 15:43:35 EST

Though Rachel Zoe was already declared pregnant in a unanimous decision by tabloid editors, she just Tweeted the news herself, adding, "I feel great, Rodger and I are beyond excited and so thankful for all of your love and support." More »

Bristol Palin Wears Gorilla Suit, Gets Suggestive With Banana

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Tue, 19 Oct 2010 11:12:00 EDT

On last night's TV-theme-songs episode, Bristol and her partner Mark Ballas dressed up as monkeys (well, technically gorillas) for their jive to "Hey, Hey We're the Monkees." But first, we learned how abstinence-only educators use bananas as props. More »

Demi Moore & A Giraffe Have A Fashion Orgasm With Rachel Zoe

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 12:00:00 EDT

So. I was forced to watch a show I'd never seen before, The Rachel Zoe Project. As far as I can tell, someone died? Rachel dramatically said stuff like, "Taylor was everything to me." And: "My heart is broken. Broken." More »

Get Hooked On Banana Luchadores

Margaret Hartmann — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 10:20:00 EDT

By day these homemade crocheted bananas blend in with the rest of the produce, but by night they don tiny masks and fight it out in the fruit bowl. [Craftster, BoingBoing] More »

A Reader's Treasury Of Cures For Your Cramps

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 14:20:00 EDT

Recently, I complained of my monthly misery, seeking help — and thank you, seriously, for getting all up in my uterus. Thanks to all of your suggestions, we now present the ultimate guide to curing your cramps! More »

Food For Thought

Katy Kelleher — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 11:40:00 EDT

After fathering a son at 74, Gerry Burks was dubbed Britain's oldest dad. How does he stay fit - and keep his swimmers so strong? "I eat lots of bananas and always have done, sometimes a couple a day." [UPI] More »

Katy Lied

Anna Holmes — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 17:10:00 EDT

[Lebanon, Pennsylvania; August 11. Image via Getty]

The Zoe Report: More Goop For Your Inbox

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 10:30:00 EDT

Stylist and reality TV star Rachel Zoe is launching a newsletter called The Zoe Report. More »

Apeeling?

Sadie Stein — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 12:40:00 EDT

A German supermarket employee opened two boxes of bananas to find them filled with more than 60 pounds of cocaine worth $2 million. "This is obviously a matter of a logistical mistake," said an agent. [CNN] More »

Strange Fruit

Anna Holmes — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 16:20:00 EST

At left: What happens when pussy meets phallus. (Don't blame us; Rich did it!) The only thing that would make this better is if Rich shot the footage with a night-vision camera. [fourfour] More »

Strange Fruit

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 15:30:00 EDT

This product is called the "Banana Bunker" and it's being marketed towards parents as a case to hold their kids' bananas in their lunch boxes or diaper bags or whatever. It's weird for two reasons: 1.) bananas already come in a case and 2.) it looks…sexual. Maybe someone's mind is in the gutter here, but doesn't it look more like a product to turn your banana into a dildo? [Babble] More »