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Seeing as how he believes the banana is an "atheist's nightmare" we don't think Kirk Cameron would approve of this banana opener. And fuck anything that makes us side with that creationist freak.

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bananas Jan 5, 2012 17,416 A Banana Opener, For the World’s Laziest People
nhl Jan 5, 2012 15,756 A Confusing NHL Racial Controversy Gets Muddier, As Banana Reference Nets A One-Game Suspension
urban legends Dec 4, 2011 11,715 Flesh-eating banana email hoax strikes Mozambique
brawls Aug 29, 2011 28,490 Beyonce’s Sister Blames Racism for Giant Banana Brawl
mad science Aug 28, 2011 6,445 Scientists use fractals to determine when bananas are becoming mushy and inedible
bad news Jul 22, 2011 35,731 The Banana Apocalypse Is Coming
monsters Jul 11, 2011 70,147 Giant Boner-Inducing Spider Rampages in Supermarket
crime Jul 9, 2011 13,368 Ohio Cops in Search of Violent Banana
plastic Mar 29, 2011 11,220 Fruit Salad Could be Key to the Car Design of the Future
bananas Mar 22, 2011 9,707 Rachel Zoe Checks Into Hospital To Deliver Her Baby
kids Mar 5, 2011 5,814 Banana-Wielding, Lady Gaga-Covering Kid Was Definitely Born That Way
crap Mar 1, 2011 71,763 Del Monte Gives Middle Finger to Nature with Plastic-Bagged Bananas (Updated)
screengrab Jan 16, 2011 11,836 A Most Appropriate Cross Promotion
the colbert report Jan 14, 2011 1,807 Stephen Colbert Tries Out Innovative Banana Opener
bananas Jan 4, 2011 29,937 A Fungus Is Destroying The World’s Bananas
eating Nov 18, 2010 5,915 Donkey Kong Banana Chowdown Features Japanese Champion Eater
bananas Nov 17, 2010 7,961 Rachel Zoe Announces Pregnancy On Twitter
health watch Oct 21, 2010 8,902 Will Our Drunk Teen Parents Survive to See the Future?
bawwwww Oct 19, 2010 12,658 Watch a Cat in a Banana Split Costume Eat a Banana
reality bites Oct 19, 2010 6,185 Bristol Palin Wears Gorilla Suit, Gets Suggestive With Banana
bananas Aug 4, 2010 16,208 Demi Moore & A Giraffe Have A Fashion Orgasm With Rachel Zoe
japan Jul 6, 2010 22,103 Banana Vending Machine Gives Japan Yet One More Product You Can Get Without Human Interaction
food fighters Jun 17, 2010 2,425 Get Hooked On Banana Luchadores
bloody hell Apr 2, 2010 21,357 A Reader’s Treasury Of Cures For Your Cramps
living large Mar 29, 2010 1,133 Food For Thought
bananas Mar 23, 2010 7,777 The Saddest, Scariest Story About a Dying Banana Museum Ever
science Mar 10, 2010 11,993 Underwear Made From Bananas Hits Australian Shops
sega Jan 19, 2010 6,104 Super Monkey Ball And The Most Appropriate Cross Promotion Ever
genius Aug 25, 2009 78,606 Oh My Lord: Banana Injector Fills a Banana with Ice Cream
snap judgment Aug 11, 2009 12,782 Katy Lied
i die Jul 1, 2009 5,055 The Zoe Report: More Goop For Your Inbox
meta May 14, 2009 11,954 Jason Chen and the Time Banana
bananas Mar 24, 2009 2,784 Apeeling?
food porn Feb 12, 2009 11,484 Strange Fruit
bananas Oct 29, 2008 5,840 Strange Fruit
french open May 23, 2008 16,931 A Strictly Business-Like Examination Of The Women’s French Open Contenders And Their Respective Tawdry Photos
bananas Apr 17, 2008 5,173 Yes, We Have Some Bananas, ‘Cause We Saved Them With NANA Saver
alternative energy Feb 11, 2008 2,239 Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Banana Fuel, Banana Fuel
we make our readers buy porn Jan 14, 2008 13,390 The Epic Tale Of Borders Porn Purchasing

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