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				<!-- videoId: DcYsWD4_UNU --><!-- /videoId: DcYsWD4_UNU --> Yes, it's a little misleading and cruel to make your pet dance around on his hind legs for food. But when you put the little tutu onto a prairie dog and watch him dance, everything else in the world just fades away...				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5855679/prairie-dog-ballerina-puts-black-swan-to-shame" title="Click here to read more about Prairie Dog Ballerina Puts Natalie Portman To Shame">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 02 Nov 2011 17:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Whitney Jefferson]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Defense Of Natalie Portman's Black Swan Dancing Continues]]></title>
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				Over the weekend the battle over whether Natalie Portman or her dance double did more of the pirouetting you see on screen in <em>Black Swan</em> raged on, even though the entire argument seems poorly timed.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5786227/defense-of-natalie-portmans-black-swan-dancing-continues" title="Click here to read more about Defense Of Natalie Portman's Black Swan Dancing Continues">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 28 Mar 2011 00:07:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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<p class="small">[Paris; February 23, 1981. Image via <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com">Getty</a>]</p>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5478254/raising-the-barre" title="Click here to read more about Raising The Barre">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 23 Feb 2010 14:10:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				According to <a href="http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2009-05/mcow-bf052209.php">a new study</a>, young ballerinas may face the same health risks as women engaging in other athletic pursuits. The study author, Dr. Anne Hoch calls these risks "the <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged FEMALE ATHLETE TETRAD" title="Click here to read more posts tagged FEMALE ATHLETE TETRAD" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/female-athlete-tetrad/">female athlete tetrad</a>": disordered eating, amenorrhea, vascular problems, and low bone density.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5274223/ballerinas-female-athletes-face-bone-heart-risks-of-much-older-women" title="Click here to read more about Ballerinas, Female Athletes Face Bone, Heart Risks Of Much Older Women">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 02 Jun 2009 09:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna North]]></dc:creator>
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				<ul><li>One of <strong>Annie Leibovitz's Louis Vuitton ads</strong> with astronauts <strong>Sally Ride</strong>, <strong>Buzz Aldrin</strong>, and <strong>Jim Lovell </strong>is out. (Gorby was busy that weekend.) [<a href="http://www.wwd.com/media-news/fashion-memopad/memo-pad-astonauts-star-in-vuitton-ads-same-sex-wedding-celebrations-2151734?navSection=media-news&toc_preselected=65#/article/media-news/fashion-memopad/memo-pad-astonauts-star-in-vuitton-ads-same-sex-wedding-celebrations-2151734?full=true">WWD</a>]
<li><strong>Karl Lagerfeld</strong>: "Ballet is an extraordinary art: this torture of the body to make something so graceful. All this hard work, to look effortless."</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5273823/astronauts-suit-up-for-vuitton-the-kaiser-actually-hates-swans" title="Click here to read more about Astronauts Suit Up For Vuitton; The Kaiser Actually Hates Swans">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 01 Jun 2009 11:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Sometimes you're just really happy the internet exists, because it brings you <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ELENA GLURDJIDZE" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ELENA GLURDJIDZE" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/elena-glurdjidze/">Elena Glurdjidze</a>, principal dancer for the British National Ballet and grace personified, trying on the feathered Chanel tutu it took three seamstresses over 100 hours to make, and doing, impromptu, her solo from Saint-Saëns' "The Dying Swan." [<a href="http://www.chanel.com/fashion/8#8-fashion-trends-a-ballet-for-karl-lagerfeld-0,96">Chanel</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5272140/the-most-beautiful-thing-weve-seen-all-day" title="Click here to read more about The Most Beautiful Thing We've Seen All Day">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/stage/2009/jan/08/tutu-dance-stage">Tutus</a> may be the stuff of little girls' dreams, but to dancers, they're a huge pain in the ass — literally.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5126545/dangerous-beauty-are-tutus-too-much" title="Click here to read more about Dangerous Beauty: Are Tutus Too Much?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Oh noooo! <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/03/business/media/03adco.html?_r=2&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss&oref=slogin&oref=slogin">Mr. Bill is back</a>, shilling for our creditors. • Unrealistic movie inspires <a href="http://www.usnews.com/blogs/alpha-consumer/2008/6/2/sex-and-the-city-meets-personal-finance.html">realistic tips</a> for single women managing their money. • Telling overweight teens that <a href="http://www.newser.com/story/29033.html?rss=y">they are fat</a> will most likely make them gain more weight within 5 years. • A Dutch man <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/06/03/ap/strange/main4148205.shtml?source=RSS&attr=_4148205">injures his bum</a> in a mooning prank gone wrong. • Mothers are seen as <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/lifestyleMolt/idUSN0141822620080601?feedType=RSS&feedName=lifestyleMolt&pageNumber=2&virtualBrandChannel=0">the gatekeepers</a> for a father's involvement with their child. • Friends are not necessarily determined by <a href="http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2008-06/afps-fbc060208.php">common interests</a> but more by proximity or group assignment. • A 22-year old Iranian student was <a href="http://feminist.org/news/newsbyte/uswirestory.asp?id=11059">sentenced to a year in prison</a> for campaigning for women's rights in Iran. • A group of 15 women try to thank a man for <a href="http://www.jossip.com/all-these-women-were-trying-to-do-was-thank-george-brownridge-for-exhausting-and-satisfying-them-20080603/">pleasing and satisfying</a> them for one entire, exhausting day. • High-risk teen girls have a <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/healthNews/idUSTON27743320080602?feedType=RSS&feedName=healthNews&pageNumber=1&virtualBrandChannel=0">lower chance of contracting STDs</a> if they participate in SAFE, a sexual education program. • A serial <a href="http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Top_News/2008/06/03/serial_cat_killer_on_portland_campus/1595/">cat killer and torturer</a> is on the loose in Portland State University in Oregon. • Female law firm uses <a href="http://feministlawprofs.law.sc.edu/?p=3598">gender stereotypes</a> in ads to claim that women are better lawyers. • Amateur ballerinas attempt to <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121245126787639747.html?mod=rss_PJ_Main">teach themselves</a> to dance en pointe. Do <em>not</em> try it at home!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5012791/snls-mr-bill-is-back--masochist-wannabe-ballerinas-teach-themselves-pointe" title="Click here to read more about SNL's Mr. Bill Is Back! • Masochist Wannabe Ballerinas Teach Themselves Pointe">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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