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			<title><![CDATA[Purple Cacti- and Scorpion-Shaped Vibrators Are Scary]]></title>
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				The bros over at <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #holytaco" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #holytaco" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/holytaco/">Holy Taco</a> ("a guy's bible &mdash;a guyble, if you will") compiled a list of <a href="http://www.holytaco.com/12-ridiculous-vibrators-really-exist">12 totally bizarro vibrators</a>, some of which are downright scary. The angry-looking "talking vibrator" will definitely bite you, no joke.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5694897/purple-cacti+-and-scorpion+shaped-vibrators-are-scary" title="Click here to read more about Purple Cacti- and Scorpion-Shaped Vibrators Are Scary">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 20 Nov 2010 11:10:06 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Elisabeth Hasselbeck Has Never Used A Vibrator]]></title>
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				So this explains a lot: Elisabeth Hasselbeck has never used a vibrator, and she won't be starting anytime soon. This morning on <em>The View</em>, the ladies were discussing something that they've talked about a million times before:  whether or not your man jerking off to porn - or jerking off at all - is a deal breaker. (It's <em>insane</em> to think that people would hold masturbation against someone.) Elisabeth said she's not OK with it, because it makes her feel as though, if a man has to go to fantasize about anything but her, then that means she's not good enough. Jeez, for someone who's not into masturbation, she's sure as shit into herself. Anyway, Whoopi asked if she ever used a vibrator, and Elisabeth said no, because she enjoys sharing intimacy with another person. Clip above.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5025872/elisabeth-hasselbeck-has-never-used-a-vibrator" title="Click here to read more about Elisabeth Hasselbeck Has Never Used A Vibrator">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 16 Jul 2008 13:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Vibrating Cock Rings Stimulate Conversation More Than Clits]]></title>
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				I think it's kinda cool that those disposable vibrating cock rings have made it into the mainstream, and are being <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hq56dV0DNA&eurl=http://onedatatime.typepad.com/dick_liker/2007/06/i_could_not_fuc.html">advertised on TV</a> and sold in drug stores. The <a href="http://www.observer.com/2008/bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzmmmmmmmmm-oh-oh-oh-oh?page=0%2C0"><em>NY Observer</em></a> has an article all about the growing popularity of the disposable vibe rings, sold by various condom companies for about $10 a pop. But something about the <em>Observer</em>'s coverage irked me because although almost all the women interviewed raved about the product, in reality, it sucks. I should know &mdash; I've tried about $200 worth of them!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/350808/vibrating-cock-rings-stimulate-conversation-more-than-clits" title="Click here to read more about Vibrating Cock Rings Stimulate Conversation More Than Clits">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 30 Jan 2008 16:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Slut Machine]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Hello Kitty "Vibrator" Makes A Comeback; But Will It Make You Come?]]></title>
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				About 10 years ago, a licensee created a Hello Kitty shoulder massager that eventually made its way into sex toy shops &mdash; as most "massagers" do &mdash; like <a href="http://www.babeland.com/">Babeland</a>, where it became a bestseller. A few years later, the item was discontinued, but yesterday, the <em>New York Times</em> <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2007/12/02/fashion/02kitty.html?_r=1&ex=1354338000&en=ec056044b996263a&ei=5088&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss&oref=slogin">reported</a> that Sanrio has reintroduced the product as a "health-care product," although there are plans to sell it in the U.S. again because, as VP of marketing for Sanrio's American division says: "shoulder massagers are not a popular category with Americans."				<a href="http://jezebel.com/329209/hello-kitty-vibrator-makes-a-comeback-but-will-it-make-you-come" title="Click here to read more about Hello Kitty "Vibrator" Makes A Comeback; But Will It Make You Come?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 03 Dec 2007 13:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Procter & Gamble Loves Clean Teeth, Hates Dirty Thoughts]]></title>
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				Procter & Gamble, the company that PETA and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth_Crisis">Earth Crisis</a> audience members love to hate, has recently issued a 66-page legal letter to British sex toy company <a href="http://www.lovehoney.co.uk">Love Honey</a>, demanding that Love Honey <a href="http://money.cnn.com/news/newsfeeds/articles/newstex/VNU-0010-17876247.htm">stop incorporating</a> Braun and Oral B electric toothbrushes into its products, such as the Brush Bunny Electric Toothbrush Rabbit Vibrator [pictured]. Lawyers for the company state in the letter that P&G doesn't want its trademark linked with such products. Uh, did P&G <em>honestly</em> think that the pleasure potential of their products never crossed anyone's mind? We guess the company wants its association with rabbits limited to more family-friendly pursuits. Like, you know, <a href="http://www.pandgkills.com/main.html">testing and torture</a>!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/274703/procter--gamble-loves-clean-teeth-hates-dirty-thoughts" title="Click here to read more about Procter & Gamble Loves Clean Teeth, Hates Dirty Thoughts">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 03 Jul 2007 11:18:43 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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