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<p class="small">Legionowo, Poland, Jan 30:  A hairless, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #devonrex" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #devonrex" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/devonrex/">Devon Rex</a> cat, purr-fect for immature puns, looks up during a <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #catshow" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #catshow" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/catshow/">cat show</a> in a Warsaw suburb.</p>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5747126/everyone-loves-a-hairless-pussy" title="Click here to read more about Everyone Loves A Hairless Pussy">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 30 Jan 2011 13:35:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				If the <em>National Enquirer</em> weren't relentless hyping its as-yet pictureless story about John Edwards' baby, we could just spend the whole morning talking about Republican hypocrisy, the new poster child for which is Alaskan Senator Ted Stevens. Good old Interwebs Ted was indicted on corruption charges, so we talk about that, his ass-grabbing Alaskan colleague (hint: it isn't Senator Lisa Murkowski), Olympic-sanctioned censorship, late apologies, Al Sharpton on the importance of admitting one's mistakes, and John Edwards' hush money that isn't hushing everything. God, it's like everyone's a hypocrite but <a href="http://www.glamour.com/news/blogs/glamocracy/">me</a> and Moe, and that might just be because nobody knows yet.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5030910/john-edwards-ted-stevens-and-everyone-else-are-hypocrites" title="Click here to read more about John Edwards, Ted Stevens And Everyone Else Are Hypocrites">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 30 Jul 2008 11:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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