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Today in extreme and questionable geekery: a British company has almost sold out the 2,000 available tickets for two cruises that promise to recreate the Titanic's ill-fated maiden voyage on the 100th anniversary of the disaster next year. Floating piece of door and Leonardo DiCapriosicle not included. More »
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Here's what happens when a teacher keeps a blog in which she calls students "Frightfully dim," "lazy," "sneaky," "rude" and "rat-like": She gets suspended. More »
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Walking cultural Rorschach Lindsay Lohan found time in her demanding schedule of court appearances and real-estalking to expand her fashion empire. "She brings her own shoes in," admits Lohan's business partner. But fear not. The footwear LiLo's making is "timeless." More »
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Just ask actress/model/singer Michelle Marie Gopaul, who's now facing charges of abduction of a minor after doing just this. Another item to put on your list of lifetime don'ts! More »
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A curious young man is using his Twitter to promote "managed anorexia," which will "help girls all over the world know that to be skinny is to be perfect & to be fat is unacceptable." Is this guy for real? More »
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Did you know that not all female softball players are gay? Bravely busting this and other sexuality myths is ... a reality show, casting now. More »
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Realizing that their child-targeted, fee-laden Kredit Kard was damaging their "fun-loving" brand, the reality doyennes have cut ties to the Kardashian Prepaid MasterCard. Connecticut Attorney General Richard Blumenthal has called for an investigation of the card's "predatory" fees. More »
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Kristin Davis hinted that cast members are open to filming another installment of the series. At this point, though, isn't it kind of just a shitty version of The Golden Girls? More »
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Ever feel like therapy is just too private? Now you can go to a "shrink party" and get your head examined in front of all of your friends. Kind of like a Botox party, but more fucked up. More »
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Every single one is terrible in its own way — the "White Power" ass-piece is truly tasteless — but the "Hustlin'" 'corn, seen here, is a personal fave. [Damn Cool Pics] More »
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Sluts - they're everywhere. But how does one find the elusive loose woman of ill repute? Ripping an entire chapter from The AskMen Guide to Douchebaggery is UCSB student Johnny Valamehr, who penned this colorful guide. Observe: More »
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Baby boyfriend jeans not offensive enough? Follow this artist's lead and dress your kid as a famous dictator, like Saddam Hussein. Not sure about the cost of the outfits, or the resultant therapy, but the memories will be priceless. [BuzzFeed] More »
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If chronic philanderers make you hot, check out this line of Tiger Woods "sex toys." The Tuggin' Tiger doll — he's masturbating because of his chronic wood, get it?! — is a great, graphic addition to any workspace. [Newser] More »
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It's a booth shaped like a giant stick of deodorant that will masks noise so your man can get drunk without your harpy-ass bitching about it. But the best part of the absurd beer ad? "Come here, you pirate." [AdWeek] More »
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Last night's installment of MTV's True Life: I Hate My Tattoos profiled people who regret the ink they have. Over 70% of Jason's body is tattooed, which is proving to be a very painful mistake to correct with laser removal. More »
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One question for Sheryl Weinstein: If you're "trying to put this behind" you, why write a book titled Madoff's Other Secret: Love, Money, Bernie, and Me 15 years after the affair? Oh, right, that. More »
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People are eating embryos! And apparently, it's a trend! (NB: We'd personally never eat this cake. But we respect their right to do so.) [Cakewrecks via Buzzfeed] More »
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Despite having a large rack, I don't understand the need for the Kush Support. It looks like a dildo, and must have been invented by someone into titfucking. And $55? Are you smoking kush? [Buzzfeed] More »
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Disturbing: a man takes his 14-year-old son to a prostitute to have his first sexual experience. Amusing: the son picks out a prostitute...who also happens to be a cop. Mom is gonna be pissed. [UPI] More »
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"...Hill then emotionlessly commands them to strip. Feigning shellshocked disbelief, the girls pause for a second before taking off all their clothes down to their lingerie." And that's not even the worst of it. [Movieline] More »
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The problem with these stilettos for bartenders, in addition to being hideous and silly - and a rip-off of these - is that you will most certainly spill your drink on the floor. [Inventor Spot] More »
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"Using luxury fabrics and materials these special jewel-encrusted undergarments explore how beauty and suffering are subtly intertwined." Basically, these "jewels" press a flower-shaped rug rash into one's ass. [RGS] More »
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Here's a good idea: get ten people wasted and put them all on a massive tandem bike! Hence, the Amstel Light "beer bike," recently imported from the Netherlands. Yes, there's a (sober) driver. [BrandFreak] More »
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Everyone's parents' favorite maroon dining guide is now moving into the romantic arena, with the newly released The New York City Dating (and Dumping) Guide. As they might say, we're "skeptical." More »
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"And then, just when I thought I couldn't get any higher ... he spooned me." This line — and the whole men-as-drug metaphor in the episode I'm watching now — maybe marks the moment where things turn bad. Good thing there are only 31 hours left! More »
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The lawyer who represents former cop Drew Peterson (a suspect in the disappearance of his fourth wife, Stacy) pitched a grrrrreat idea to a Chicago radio station: A "Win A Date With Drew Peterson" contest. The host of the station's morning show offered to chaperone the date "to be on the safe side." So which is it? Is Peterson the worst guy in the world (technically he is still married, remember) or does he just have the worst attorney in the world? [Newser] More »
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