Jezebel: Bacon

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Cassie Murdoch — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 21:05:00 EST

Be A True Bacon Lover With Baconlube

Margaret Hartmann — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 21:36:00 EST

A few years ago J&D's, the makers of BaconSalt and Baconnaise, posted an ad for Baconlube as an April Fool's Day joke. The company tried to move on, but as they explain, "People harassed us via email, in public and in highly inappropriate ways (thanks for that). The waiting list grew to over 3,000 people. Expectations were built." More »

You Probably Already Have Pork-Cat Syndrome

Erin Gloria Ryan — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 19:45:00 EST

Do your eyes water when you're around adorable kitties? Does your throat swell shut when it's in proximity to delicious, delicious bacon? You may have an increasingly common allergy/The Internet's worst nightmare realized: pork-cat syndrome. More »

Bacon Nativity Scene Definitely Not Kosher

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 06 Dec 2010 11:14:00 EST

Little frankfurter Jesus appears to be swaddled in ham. The Christ on a cracker jokes write themselves. More »

Bacon Is Brain Food

Sadie Stein — Wed, 03 Nov 2010 16:40:00 EDT

Keeping in mind that this comes via Republic of Bacon: apparently bacon may make your baby smarter. The Beggin' Strips dog was even more ripped off than we knew. More »

The Latest Ambitious Burger Creation

Sadie Stein — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 14:12:00 EDT

Yes. And Wired's Matt Blum has done it. The most bacon for your bite since the notorious Bacon Explosion incident of 2009. More »

Rainbow Bacon Actually Exists

Katy Kelleher — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 12:20:00 EDT

Quick poll: Colored bacon, gross or awesome? We're going to go with gross, but the fact that there is a website called Bacon Today is pretty awesome. The foodie-trend may be over, but real bacon is forever. [NYDN] More »

Bacon: A Story Of Forbidden Love

Sadie Stein — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 12:20:00 EDT

"Why...Mr. Weiss!" she cried, whirling to meet his amused eyes. His presence was unexpected. But not unwelcome, to say the least. More »

Alert God: Jesus Found In Frying Pan

Katy Kelleher — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 11:30:00 EST

Two things about this picture: 1. Is it just me or could this dude be cute if he didn't look so awkward? 2. He is clearly skilled at grease-painting - but not so much at making bacon. [Mirror] More »

Bacon Tips

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:30:00 EST

On The Daily Nail, one woman is blogging her endeavor to do 365 different nail designs over the course of a year. They range from abstract paint splashes, to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, to bacon. [The Daily Nail] More »

Pigging Out

Katy Kelleher — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 09:20:00 EDT

While we believe the bacon meme is pretty much over, that isn't stopping us from drooling over this: Sir Francis Bacon Peanut Brittle. Viva la bacon! [NYT] More »

Meat Dress!

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 10:20:00 EDT

"I chose salami because it's thin, keeps in one piece, and is quite cheap, and bacon because it looks very, um, meaty." [BoingBoing] More »

Ok, Internet, Let's Let The Bacon Meme Go

Hortense Smith — Sat, 30 May 2009 11:45:00 EDT

In what just might be the final stop on the "OMG BACON" Express, Keds has released a bacon shoe, which will retail for $60. Perhaps it's time for this little piggie to retire, no? [TheLifeFiles] More »

By "Pork" Do You Mean "Dad Hiding The Sausage"?

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 17:20:00 EDT

"Moms depend on Pork like kids depend on moms." Haha, someone cocked up this ad. Looks like they're holding dildos. Click to enlarge. Enlarge! Hahaha. [Vintage Ads] More »

Swine Brew

Anna Holmes — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 11:45:00 EDT

Bacon vodka? Take it away, ladies. [The Life Files] More »

TGIF

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 16:10:00 EDT

[Bridgeport, CT; Images by Shannon Calvert via Zooborns.]

Daily Dose Of Bacon

Katy Kelleher — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 14:30:00 EDT

To be completely honest, I am a little disappointed that this gummy bacon is strawberry flavored, but its probably for the best. [Random Good Stuff] More »

Snacking Instead Of Popping Pills: Food Cures

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 14:30:00 EDT

Upon hearing the news that a bacon sandwich can cure a hangover, many of you will probably say: No shit. More »

It's...Bacon!

Sadie Stein — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 13:45:00 EDT

No! It's Vilhelm Lillefläsk's Squeez Bacon! "Fully cooked 100% bacon...Each serving is as healthy as real bacon, and equivalent to 4 premium slices of bacon." [Random Good Stuff] More »

Bacon: It's What's For Christmas

Katy Kelleher — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 10:45:00 EST

Wow, bacon was hot in 2008! For those of us who believe that everything is better with bacon, here is a treat via the NY Times: a side of bacon with your Jezebel. [NY Times] More »

January Vogue Measures Poverty In Terms Of Designer Handbags

Anna North — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 13:00:00 EST

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Abstention is the new consumption, and January Vogue has lots of fun ways for you to play recession in 2009. More »

Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner... Or Nicolle Wallace Under A Bus

Megan Carpentier — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 10:00:00 EDT

For a campaign that has whined about sexism in the media, it ends up being awfully ironic when you read how the dudely McCain advisers chose Palin because she would look good on magazine covers or when the men in charge of the campaign try to pin Wardrobe-gate on the other visible woman in the campaign. Luckily for us (and for her), McCain aide Nicolle Wallace doesn't suffer fools lightly, or in silence. Someone else who doesn't give a shit what you want her to do is Swampland's Ana Marie Cox, who joins us from the campaign trail with wit, bacon and tales of zombies. It is almost Halloween, after all. More »

Appealing/Appalling

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 30 May 2008 09:45:00 EDT

Good morning! This 1944 pamphlet called White Art in the Meat Food Business is subtitled: A Practical Handbook for Butcher, Pork Stores, Restaurants, Hotels and Delicatessens on How to Make Lasting and Transferable White Art Decorations out of Bacon Fat Back for Window Displays, Ornaments on Meat Food Cold Buffets and for Exhibits and Advertising Purposes. [BoingBoing] More »

Eat Me

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:20:00 EDT

Do you like bacon? Do you like bras? You're gonna love the bacon bra. No idea why it exists, but, as one commenter notes, "So not kosher." Waffle panties and syrup slip to come? [WOW] More »