Thanks for all the help, boyfriend.

I wish it had been more than dumb luck that got her out alive, but it was still satisfying to see a woman get out on top.

Here's what she wrote to her dead-ass boyfriend on her "Dispatches from the ZOMGpocalypse" blog:

Dear Dickwad Deserter,

Maybe if you'd helped, we would have gotten out together.

Enjoy having your brains eaten.

Xoxo,
Not a Zombie