Jezebel: Audrina

10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Fri, 17 Jun 2011 17:00:00 EDT

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, we learn Coco's measurements, discover that vaginas come in different shapes and realize that Billy Bush is — surprise! — kind of an asshole. More »

Donald Trump Inexplicably Kisses Audrina Patridge's Ass

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Mon, 09 May 2011 14:30:00 EDT

For some weird reason Donald Trump made an appearance on last night's episode of Audrina during which he was supposed to meet with the career reality star for a "business"proposition. Instead, he kissed her on the cheek and spoke endlessly about how beautiful she is. He made half-hearted proposals for her to appear as a contestant on Celebrity Apprentice or as a judge or co-host of the Miss Universe pageant, but neither seemed to be particularly firm offers. More »

Audrina Patridge's Drunk Mom Is The Real Star Of Audrina

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 16:45:00 EDT

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How ridiculous is it that Audrina got her own reality show? While she can be credited with introducing the world to JustinBobby on The Hills (but if we want to be realistic about it, he could very well have been cast, considering how contrived that entire show was), Audrina is as boring as her eyes are expressionless. More »

Obamas To Appear On American Idol; Pamela Anderson Won't Appear In Baywatch

Megan Carpentier — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 10:30:00 EDT

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Michelle Obama and Barack Obama taped a segment Wednesday for American Idol's "Idol Gives Back" episode Wednesday. They look almost this cute in a picture at the link. [Fox News]

Screwball Comedy

Anna Holmes — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 11:50:00 EDT

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Surrogate Gives Birth To Sarah Jessica Parker And Matthew Broderick's Twins

Margaret Hartmann — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 19:40:00 EDT

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick's surrogate gave birth to their twin girls this morning in Ohio. Sarah Jessica and Matthew are at the hospital with the surrogate and released a statement saying:

Lindsay Lohan Likes Guys, Bathrooms

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 09:00:00 EDT

Lindsay Lohan has supposedly been spending time with "a different man every night" since breaking up with Sam Ronson:

Justin Timberlake To Climb Mountain That Nearly Killed Ann Curry

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 09:00:00 EDT

Justin Timberlake will attempt to finish what Ann Curry started: He'll head to Tanzania and climb Mount Kilimanjaro.

Loose Lips

Jessica G. — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 17:40:00 EDT

Tracy Morgan tells reporters that he thinks Tina Fey's Palin impression is "on the money," but apparently he and his 30 Rock colleague don't spend that much downtime together. "I don't hang out with her," Tracy says. "She's a married mother. She don't hang out with Tracy Morgan." Wrap your mindgrapes around that one! • Elizabeth Hurley is vying for the Gwyneth Paltrow award for most economically tone deaf celebrity: she's developing an organic food line. A new batch of celebrity-created products is exactly what the world needs in its time of financial woe. • Perez claims to have "exclusive" info that L.C. hooked up with Justin Bobby and that Audrina and Lauren are no longer speaking. These are the Hills of our lives. [Us, People, Perez] More »

Anne Hathaway "Surrenders" Jewelry To FBI

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 09:00:00 EDT

The FBI has "recovered" jewelry given to Anne Hathaway by Raffaello Follieri. Meaning she gave it up. Two Rolex watches, rings, necklaces, and bracelets. There is no value given yet but every time the paperwork says "clear stones" you can bet that they're talking about diamonds. Sigh. [The Smoking Gun]
Rosie O'Donnell wrote about Sarah Palin and Elisabeth Hasselbeck on her blog: "sarah p – elisabeth h/identical cousins/women who hunt in high heels/gives one pause." [TMZ]
Wednesday, a judge said that Nicole Richie has been taking care of herself and is "in compliance" with the terms of her probation stemming from her 2006 DUI bust. She has turned things around since driving the wrong way on the freeway after taking Vicodin and smoking pot, huh? [Yahoo News]
Post-rehab Kiki Dunst is on the October cover of Harper's Bazaar. Did you know she was in rehab for being "enormously co-dependent"? She says: "Everyone goes through a hard time in their life. They just don't have to do it in front of tons of people and with our media the way it is. I did, and I'm lucky that I had the resources and the money to take care of myself." [People]

Shia LaBeouf Is A Wanted Man

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 09:00:00 EDT

Authorities have beef with Shia: A warrant has been issued for the arrest of Mr. LaBeouf — he got a ticket in February for unlawful smoking and never showed up in court. Whoops! [TMZ]

Audrina's New BF: She Suuuuuure Knows How To Pick Em!

Moe — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 13:15:00 EST