In today's Tweet Beat, Reese Witherspoon thoroughly enjoys her vacation, Katy Perry ruminates on peak hipster-dom and let's all join Mara Wilson in giving a warm sendoff to one of the shittiest weeks ever.
The world is awful this week.— Mara Wilson (@MaraWritesStuff) August 15, 2014
You know how pug dogs always look like they are smiling? I find that annoying.— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) August 15, 2014
You know you're on a small plane when there is no sink in the airplane bathroom. 👐🚫😝😷— Gillian Jacobs (@GillianJacobs) August 15, 2014
Made iced coffee in the blender. Turns out the lid was loose so let's just say the kitchen walls are real hopped up on caffeine today.— Jessica Biel (@JessicaBiel) August 15, 2014
What did you do during Prohibition if you were a woman who wanted to drink AND vote?— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) August 15, 2014
It doesn't get anymore hipster than a DeLorean IN a coffee shop.— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) August 15, 2014
I have an exquisite talent for turning long pants, be they denim or cotton, into short pants, or "shorts."— dax shepard (@daxshepard1) August 15, 2014
There aren't many things more irritating than a bra. I just wish my boobs were perky so I wouldn't have to wear these things.— The Graytest (@MacyGraysLife) August 15, 2014
I wish I could live in slo-mo.— Kirsten Smith (@KiwiLovesYou) August 15, 2014
If you need me I'll be over here pic.twitter.com/rMvNVbEV7x— Emma Roberts (@RobertsEmma) August 15, 2014
Image via Reese Witherspoon Twitter.