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Hell with hemlines — the new barometer of trends is now the ass. And this season, the It Butt belongs to Pippa Middleton. More »
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Seems like as good a time as any to direct your attention to this '80s-era clip of a young Arnold Schwarzenegger enjoying what Brazil has to offer during Carnival. Sample quote: "After watching the mulattos shake it, I can absolutely understand why Brazil is totally devoted to my favorite body part: The ass." More »
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Carey Mulligan says the clothes Vogue had on hand for her October shoot were so tiny that in the cover photo, she's actually wearing a towel over her ass. More »
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Developed by a psychologist to satisfy a "personal cheek-lifting need," the Biniki will eradicate the plague of Saggy Butt. Certainly strapping yourself into an elaborate ass-harness is preferable to having a less-than-perky rear end. [Biniki via Newser] More »
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• Hillary Clinton has not agreed to be Obama's Secretary of State even if she is officially offered it. [Politico]
• She has, however, been asked to head Ted Kennedy's health reform task force next year. [The Hill]
• Mr. Jowls will remain the Chairman of the Committee on Homeland Security. Jane Hamsher and others say, in so many words, fuck that guy. [Politico, Firedoglake, Politico]
• Chuck Norris might be able to defeat ninjas, cowboys and anyone who talks back, but what he's really, really scared of is boys who like to kiss other boys (we assume that, like most raging homophobes, he furiously masturbates to girl-on-girl porn). Chuck Norris, I have watched gay bear porn and survived with nary a scratch. I double dog dare you. [Queerty]

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Ten years after weighing in on Jennifer Lopez' ass, writer Erin Aubry Kaplan has contributed a strange, in-depth essay for Salon about Michelle Obama's booty. Kaplan, who describes herself as "a black girl who came of age in the utterly anticlimactic aftermath of the civil rights movement," explains: "What really thrills me, what really feels liberating in a very personal way, is the official new prominence of Michelle Obama. Barack's better half not only has stature but is statuesque. She has corruscating intelligence, beauty, style and — drumroll, please — a butt. (Yes, you read that right: I'm going to talk about the first lady's butt.)" And she does: More »
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Today in DailyCavity: Why DailyCandy editors think we should get a cute new ass, feel up a coffee mug, spend $1000 on the accessory-equivalent of a fortune cookie and indulge our inner 5-year-olds, after the jump. More »
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