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			<title><![CDATA[A Letter To American Apparel's Latest Spokesbottom, &quot;Kristen&quot;]]></title>
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				Dear Kristen, You have a nice ass. I could have probably inferred that fact by simply getting stuck in certain positions a crowded subway car with you, or walking behind you on a summer's day, but thanks to the new American Apparel <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFUzSNW_We0&feature=user">Youtube video</a> I know exactly how firm it looks when you lean down and wave it around as if you are being penetrated doggy-style. Congrats on that. Having worked at American Apparel I know you couldn't have received much more than a hundred bucks compensation for that video. Maybe $100 is the going rate for a nice ass in a time during which there seem to be a lot of young women with nice asses who are interested in having the niceness of their asses documented for public consumption on the internet for recognition and/or vanity, which is a something I have learned from many informational outlets from MySpace to the Suicide Girls but which I could have just as easily learned exclusively from looking at American Apparel ads.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/351200/a-letter-to-american-apparels-latest-spokesbottom-kristen" title="Click here to read more about A Letter To American Apparel's Latest Spokesbottom, &quot;Kristen&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:00:14 EST]]></pubDate>
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