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A woman's attempt to turn her local Wal-Mart into a makeshift meth lab ran afoul of the law after spending six hours unsuccessfully trying to concoct crystal meth in the store. This is the best store related illicit multitasking since Horne's Department Store recruited perfume counter employees for prostitution work at One Eyed Jack's! More »
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Mean Georgia police officers interrupted the loving and leathery carnal embrace of a couple of internet strangers who were just trying to live out their fantasy of having sadomasochistic sex in the middle of the forest in the middle of the day. More »
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Robert Aydin Hakimoglu, 42, got in a fight Saturday night while discussing the Casey Anthony trial with some folks in Melbourne Beach, Florida. Hakimoglu, who agrees with the verdict, got so fired up while arguing with a group of people fishing that he punched a woman in the face and then jumped into a lagoon to get away from cops. More »
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Fess up: Is there something in the water in Ohio? Tuesday night, 19-year-old Andrea Musser was arrested — outside of a jail — for public indecency. See, Andrea had a male friend who was incarcerated in the facility, so she stood outside of the fence, waving and yelling to her buddy, then lifted her top and showed the dude (and, um, the other inmates) her breasts. Andrea got a 10-day suspended jail sentence and a $223 fine. But her exploits are positively mild compared to that of 36-year-old Colondra Hamilton. When Colondra was pulled over in a traffic stop in Cincinnati on Tuesday, cops discovered that her pants were unbuttoned and she had a vibrator in her lap. That's not all: More »
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When 64-year-old Linda Szczepanski was arrested for drunk driving last week, she had some advice for the officer involved. She told him he "should not be messing with little old ladies and senior citizens," and that instead, the police should "start arresting some pedophiles" and "get rid of the Mexicans." Her blood alcohol level was twice the legal limit, but, you know, in vino veritas, right? Anyway, The Smoking Gun has filed this one under "Things Not To Say (Or Admit) To A Law Enforcement Agent." Noted. More »
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Meet Noah Smith. He allegedly burglarized a home in South Carolina on Saturday night. A scuffle with cops sent him to to emergency room, where a doctor noticed that Noah had a mouse in his rectum. More »
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A 12-year-old girl was arrested in Minnesota after cops caught her drunk driving late Saturday. Apparently, she ended up behind the wheel after a 19-year-old man she met at a party asked her to drive him home. More »
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• A 29-year-old Florida woman was arrested late Monday night for stealing Botox and other cosmetic treatments from local doctors. Maria Elizabeth Chrysson has been slapped with three charges of grand theft and the alliterative and creative nickname "The Beauty Bandit."

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Make no mistake: The skies are really "friendly". To wit: A 34-year-old Delaware man was arrested yesterday after masturbating and exposing himself to a female passenger. More »
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Whoa! Kenley Collins, Project Runway 5's resident villain, has reportedly been jailed in Brooklyn for assaulting her sleeping ex with a laptop, apples, water, and...a live cat. Leave the cat out of this! [TMZ] More »
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• HEY, DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY? AND THAT IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH SANTA AND RON PAUL? Ok, no more shouting. • A 50-year-old woman in China known as "The Paper Woman" suffers from a rare skin disorder which allows words to appear on her skin when she gently writes on herself with a fingernail. • A lawsuit filed 8 years ago by a former employee against Ringling Bros. Circus claiming that the circus mistreats its endangered elephants is going to trial next week in Washington. • More »
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Oh boy: New reports from a Chinese watchdog agency have extended the melamine-tainted crisis to liquid milk. The agency claims that 10% of samples from Mengniu Dairy Group Co. and Yili Industrial Group Co. (China's two largest dairy companies) contained melamine. As of this morning, 18 people have been arrested in connection with the melamine-tainted baby formula that has caused the death of four infants and sickened 6,200 children. Melamine is believed to have been added to raw milk by suppliers and dairy dealers and then sold to the larger dairy companies. Many parents in China are confused about what formula is safe for their children after three of the major brands—Sanlu, Yili Industrial Group and Mengniu Dairy Co.—have all been recalled. [MSNBC] More »
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Helen Golay and Olga Rutterschmidt, the two women who took out insurance policies on homeless men and then murdered them for their insurance policies, have been given life imprisonment. Women who are exposed to high levels of PCB are 33% less likely to give birth to male children. Watch it, nothing wrong with being female. • Cyberbullying is now a "public-health problem" yet only 9% of kids admit to being bullied on the internet. • Police bust an "oral sex competition" in Greece, the women get charged with prostitution and the men get charged with "encouraging obscene behavior." Oh, that seems fair. • A 6% rise in STDs in the UK: is it because more people are being tested or because people just want a "casual shag." More »
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The remains of Holley Wimunc, the Fort Bragg Army nurse who went missing on Thursday, have been found. Wimunc's father announced today that authorities have found the remains of his daughter in a brush fire near Camp Lejeune on Sunday. Wimunc's husband, Cpl. John Wimunc, and another Marine, Kyle Ryan Alden, have been arrested for burning a house next door to Holley Wimunc's torched apartment, although the connection between the arrests and Wimunc's apartment and death has not been made by authorities as of yet. [AP] More »
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Another missing female solider? Authorities are searching for 2nd Lt. Holley Wimunc, 24, who disappeared after her apartment near Fort Bragg was set on fire by an arsonist. • Almost 31% of female British obstetricians would prefer a Caesarean birth because of the "reality" of risk and possible long-term damages with traumatic natural births. • Marks and Spencer's charges a $4 tax on larger-sized bras, creating outrage among customers who say it is unfair. • Need a good shout but don't want to offend your neighbors? Try a Shouting Vase. • A sexual curse tablet from the Middle Ages was found in Cyprus with the message "May your penis hurt when you make love." More »
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Amy Winehouse was "arrested by appointment" in London today for interfering with a police investigation. (The charge is "conspiracy to pervert the course of justice.") Details are still coming in, but the investigation is probably related to the case of her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil: He's currently in jail because he allegedly assaulted a bartender and then promised to pay the victim £200,000 to drop charges. One thing is for sure: It's not over! [BBC] More »
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