It is my CONSTANT MISSION to SHARE INFORMATION and SPREAD TRUTH that the POWERS THAT BE REFUSE to tell you. As such, I am often painted as a LUNATIC and HATER, but I AM NOT. To prove it, I would like to HAPPILY congratulate Ariana Grande—A BABY—of entering a NEW and IMPORTANT stage of DEVELOPMENT.

Appearing on the Grammys red carpet with BABYSITTER BIG SEAN, Grande, still in her infancy, IMPRESSED Extra presenters with her GROWING verbal and mobile ACUITY.

"I'm still trying to remember HOW TO WALK," the baby said. "Remembering TO BREATHE, TO SPEAK, TO WALK AND TALK."

(CAPS OURS.)

LEARNING HOW TO WALK AND TALK IS THE MOST EXCITING TIME OF A YOUNG BABY'S LIFE. BREATHING SHOULD COME NATURALLY THOUGH. MAYBE ARIANA GRANDE IS ACTUALLY A DOLPHIN BABY. REALLY MAKES YOU THINK, HUH?

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