Jezebel: Ari Gold

Brad Smokes Weed Out Of A Can; Penelope Cruz Might Be Pregnant

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 09:00:00 EDT

Remember this report that Quentin Tarantino asked Brad Pitt to join the cast of Inglourious Basterds over some wine and some weed?

Marie Claire Editor "Really Needed A Lloyd"

Jessica G. — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 14:40:00 EST

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ForbesLife Executive Woman has an article about what several high powered women, including Marie Claire Editor Joanna Coles, look for in an executive assistant. When Coles was looking for an assistant earlier this year, she told HR she wanted a right hand man like the fictional Lloyd, Ari Gold's beleaguered assistant on Entourage. "I'm not sure they knew what I was talking about, but I realized I really needed a Lloyd in my life," Coles tells writer Irina Aleksander. "At my worst moment I can be a bit like Ari Gold, and I needed someone who, when I speak in half sentences, can finish those sentences." More »

Obama Is A Machiavellian Ari Gold Sellout! Will Scarlett Johansson Notice?

Moe — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 10:00:00 EDT

Yesterday while Crappy Hour was in progress Barack Obama totally sold out the like MAJOR ISSUE OF HIS WHOLE POLITICAL CAREER and we didn't really talk about it because the campaign's media fellater relations department still hadn't distributed its key talking points, but then they sent out this video and as you can see, there is really no need for Obama to take $80 million from you taxpayers in the interest of running a "clean" campaign if he has made quite enough money already collecting from clean individuals like you and me! (Put another way: why build a welfare state when, like Toqueville pointed out, Americans have such a rich tradition of charity, concern for fellow man etc?) Anyway, so it's Friday, which means that even if we don't think this financing thing is such a huge biggie David Brooks is using it as a chance to dissuade Scarlett Johansson from carrying such a heaving torch for Obama by likening him to a fictional soulless Jew and Peggy Noonan is reminding us again of the meaning of life and everyone else is still fighting about oil and Megan and I try to get to the bottom of how much we can blame the crap economy on the war and get distracted by cute patriotic dogs. More »

Will Amy Sing At Mandela's Birthday Bash?

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 06 May 2008 09:00:00 EDT

Nelson Mandela personally called Amy Winehouse and asked her to sing at his birthday party on June 27! The former president of South Africa phoned her! Bono, Elton John and Annie Lennox are expected to perform as well. This UK paper says,"Let's hope [Amy] bee-hives herself!" Yuk, yuk. [Mirror]