Apparently Lynda Carter had a variety show in like '79 or '80. Above is a clip from it in which she sings "I Was Made for Lovin' You" by Kiss. What's confusing is that we can't really tell if that's actually Kiss dancing with her or guys that just are made up to look like Kiss. Either way, Bob Mackie had to have designed these costumes. If you thought that the chest-baring leather outfits and platform shoes didn't make Kiss look gay enough, wait till you see them bedecked in multicolored feathers, doing Fosse-like moves. Props to Rich for supplying the clip.

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