Jezebel: Apple Martin

Gwyneth Paltrow Wants To Hire You!

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 02 Jun 2011 16:28:00 EDT

Provided you can speak — and teach — ancient Greek, Latin, French and Spanish, that is. You must also be able to play two instruments, and it would help if you are "sporty." In exchange for your services, you will receive a salary of $98,000 a year, for two to four hours of work a day, on location at the Paltrow-Martin home in Belsize Park, north London. Living quarters will be supplied free-of-charge, and you may be asked to travel with the couple and their kids when they fly abroad. Imagine the thrill you will feel when you prove to your father than you can make a living with your dead/classical languages liberal arts degree! Bonus points if you teach seven-year old Apple and five-year-old Moses how to say "My mom makes Goop" in ancient Greek. More »

Jennifer Lopez Starts American Idol Gig Next Week

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 14 Sep 2010 09:00:00 EDT

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According to this report, Jennifer Lopez's "diva demands" have delayed her American Idol deal.

Gwyneth Paltrow Continues To Promote Cute Kids, Not New Film

Jennifer — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 13:00:00 EDT

Gwyneth Paltrow continued her talk tour to hype Iron Man by hitting up Live! With Regis and Kelly this morning. Only, again, she did less talking about the movie and more talking about her kids, Moses and Apple. Moses, you see, has a funny accent, which Gwyneth eagerly imitates. And Apple? Well, she loves pinatas, which are very hard to come by in England. And Regis? Well, he seems to be mocking Gwyneth for just how hard her life is the entire time. Clip above. More »

Jailed 'American Idol' Finalist Jessica Sierra: Also Pregnant

dodai — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 09:00:00 EST

American Idol finalist and sex-tape star Jessica Sierra, whom you may have last seen smoking naked in a bathtub, is pregnant. The father is a "rapper." Sierra remains in a Florida jail, though she is now in the infirmary on a "pregnancy diet." [TMZ]

Icy Blondes

Jennifer — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 16:30:00 EST

This just in from a friendly Conde Nasty: "I got on the elevator with two of my friends from work. It was just me, my two friends, and a lady, her child and a guy. We didn't realize it was Gwyneth at first, but we did see this cute little child...so we of course oooohed and awwwed at her. I went to tell the mom, "Your daughter is adorable" then I realized it was Gwyneth, who made it pretty clear that she did not want us talking to her or to little Apple. She was so cold." More »

Apple Martin's Capezios, Fear of Grandma Blythe Danner

Jennifer — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 09:15:00 EST

Moses, Mom Reenact The Exodus

Anna Holmes — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 16:15:00 EDT

Apple Martin: Still The Only Redeeming Thing About Gwyneth Paltrow

Anna Holmes — Tue, 29 May 2007 13:57:44 EDT

[Los Angeles, Calif; May 27. Image via x17.] More »