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				Print journalists aren't the only ones losing jobs, <a href="http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Quirks/2008/04/28/strippers_cant_compete_with_internet/2250/">strippers</a> feel the burden of the digital age. • Iranian says Barbies are "<a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/04/28/ap/strange/main4049541.shtml?source=RSS&attr=_4049541">destructive</a>" and must be stopped. • Incarcerated 400-pound man loses 100 pounds, <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/04/28/ap/strange/main4049541.shtml?source=RSS&attr=_4049541">sues county</a> for underfeeding. • Six conservative women talk about <a href="http://www.rightwingnews.com/mt331/2008/04/interviewing_six_conservative.php">dating</a> whiny liberal men. • Two teenagers <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2008/apr/28/ukcrime?gusrc=rss&feed=networkfront">are jailed for life</a> for killing a goth woman. • Mexicans try to quell the <a href="http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/0428/p04s02-woam.html">anti-emo riots</a> by promoting diversity among teens. • Lourdes basically has <a href="http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/0428/p04s02-woam.html">the coolest mom hand-me-downs</a> to pick from. • National Lampoon <a href="http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/0428/p04s02-woam.html">launches website</a> to rate prostitutes. • Scientists just realize that periods are awesome, can <a href="http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=452803">repair hearts</a>. • American Family Association attack soap on <a href="http://adage.com/article?article_id=126673">lackluster gay kiss</a>. • An ironically long article on <a href="http://blogs.mediapost.com/on_media/?p=157">shorthand text speak</a>, lol grwn ups r so lam3! • <em>The Simpsons</em> <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/life/television/news/2008-04-08-simpsons-venezuela_N.htm?csp=34">are back</a> in Venezuela! • Baseball star Roger Clemens <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080428/ap_en_mu/bbo_clemens_mccready">had a relationship</a> with Mindy McCready when she was 15 years old (he was 28 and married). • Easy mistake to make: <a href="http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Quirks/2008/04/28/man_woman_attacked_over_porn_mistake/4663/">Woman attacks boyfriend</a>, thinking he is a porn actor. • "Chinese eatery <a href="http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Quirks/2008/04/27/chinese_eatery_specializes_in_penis/5832/">specializes in penis</a>." That is all you need to know.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/384923/strippers-lose-jobs-to-the-internet--the-simpsons-are-back-on-venezuelan-tv" title="Click here to read more about Strippers Lose Jobs To The Internet • The Simpsons Are Back on Venezuelan TV">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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