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- Our favorite TyTy showed us how to give good blow job face.
- She taught us about our vaginas with the help of Dr. Debby's vulva puppets!
- She made sure we knew that we shouldn't let our banker boyfriends take iPhone pictures of us when we're not styled.
- More importantly, she told us to just be beautiful and use our loveliness.
- Tyra might have even taught us how to lie successfully about getting rhinoplasty!
- Tyra sure did school us recently, but her edumacatin' pales in comparison what we learned on the knee of our dearest Anonymous Lobbyist. Don't be a stranger!
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