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• Lily Allen has revealed that she is pregnant, and wrote on Twitter:

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]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5605209&view=rss&microfeed=true So it looks like Anna Nicole, the movie about our late, large-breasted embodiment of the American dream, might not get the theatrical release its producers were hoping for. However, the movie was leaked online and we got a chance to view it. It's kind of perfect in its stupidity, shoestring budget, and bawdy tone because while it's factually inaccurate (unintentionally, it would seem) you just know that a pilled-up Anna wouldn't be able to get the facts straight on her own life. It's about as organic as her breasts were. Rich from FourFour boiled the film down to what makes it so special in this clip above. Enjoy! More »
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David Beckham is the new "face" of Sharpie. It would be fun to draw a fake mustache on a Posh poster with a Sharpie — is that why they chose him? • Us has a slideshow of celebrities' "Secret Stripper Pasts." Diablo Cody and Anna Nicole Smith were included. Uh, Cody's stripper past was so "secret" that she wrote an entire book about it, and Anna Nicole...yeah. Not secret. Someone send Us a clue. • Jennifer Aniston was spotted nursing a lychee martini (yum!) after a long day shooting the film adaptation of John Grogan's popular puppy memoir Marley and Me in Miami. Owen Wilson will play John Grogan, and Jen plays his wife. [Dlisted, Us, People] More »
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A gay bar in the Philippines put a dress on Harry Potter. More like Harry TWATTER! Sorry, I couldn't help myself. • Kiki Dunst has some new manmeat. She's allegedly dating Gisele/Pam Anderson/Cameron Diaz ex, pro surfer Kelly Slater. • Anna Nicole would have turned the Big 4-0 today. R.I.P. you loony lady. [Just Jared, Perez Hilton, TMZ] More »
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• Christina Aguilera is in the family way! Just like with a genie in a bottle, her husband rubbed her the right way. The baby-making way. [E!]

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• Guess is opening more and more accessories-only stores, ogling for Coach's spot in the market and a luxury image. Luxury image? We'd like to remind company execs that both Paris Hilton and the late Nicole Smith have served as the face of the brand. Just sayin... [WWD]

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In the wake of Scarlett Johansson totally robbing the spotlight from the historic blah blah first female president of Harvard...not to mention the demise of an illiterate beauty queen, Slate's inimitable Undercover Economist asks the timely question, does beauty make you smarter? (Of course, in true Slate fashion, the question is answered — why yes! Of course beauty makes you smarter! We'll show you why! — on the front page, only to serve up polemical blueballs when you get all angry and click on the fucking thing — well, actually, no, beauty doesn't really make you smarter, in fact, we have some evidence on the subject, and just like the last time we went there and regretted it (Why Women Choke Under Pressure, which is to say, Slate has no evidence they choke under pressure) the whole story is based on maze studies (oooh! new Slate slogan: How Maze Studies Explain The Global Economy, and also the Human Condition!!! ), and what it says is that attractive people only think they're smarter, and express more confidence that they will solve the mazes, even though they can't actually do it, which is just how all the good-looking jackasses who think they know how to give head get through life, isn't it? Confidence. Ugh. For everyone else, at least there's cocaine! More »
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