On Conan tonight, Anna Faris talked about the sexy/scary murder-mysteries she used to stage with her Barbies. It was a full-on Barbie Whorehouse situation. This one goes out to all the girls who decapitated their dolls and then made them have sex in a futile attempt to save their lives!
Also, it makes me reallllly wish Mom were a better show because I always want to hear more from this woman.
(Also, I'll take that dress, please and thank you.)