- Slut Machine faithfully live-blogged the lackluster Top Model finale.
- Newly crowned ANTM winner Saleisha taught us that to be on top, you have to be up Tyra's bottom.
- Janice Dickinson called Tyra's bottom fat.
- You know who didn't teach us about going up the butt? Lame dudes in Cosmo.
- But Cosmo did tell us about getting things stuck in uh, other uncomfortable places.
- Speaking of uncomfortable places! We discussed stirrup etiquette.
- We also went over necessary topics that make some people uncomfortable, including Michelle Obama's skin color, Jamie Leigh Jones's rape, and the murder of 16-year-old Aqsa Parvez.
- But we laughed over some hilarrrious pictures of drunk dudes!
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