Anguished Craigslist Poster Just Trying to Find Justin Bieber Cutout

A traveler on a cross-country cycling expedition has taken to Craigslist in a desperate attempt to locate a lost travel companion: a life-size cutout of Justin Bieber.

In a post entitled, "lost: Justin bieber cardboard cutout [serious] (route 50 between montrose and grand junction)," the poster pleads:

I'm on a cross country cycling trip with a group called bike and build. we had a cardboard cutout of Justin bieber that was donated to us in Hannibal, MO to mark our lunch spots. typically we would hide him somewhere where he would watch us hungrily. last known whereabouts of the biebs was off route 50 near a solar powered device at the top of a hill. he will be leaning on a rock looking at you with a sly grin on his face. if found, send pictures please! also if possible we can arrange a delivery for the biebs.

The post is accompanied by a bleak picture of a two-dimensional Justin Beiber pitted against the semi-arid landscape of the Colorado Western Slope.

Anguished Craigslist Poster Just Trying to Find Justin Bieber Cutout

Alas, somewhere in the velvet roped VIP section of heaven where all of Colorado's great explorers blaze after a hard day's work of shredding the holy gnar, a single tear is rolling down the face of Pikes Peak namesake, Zebulon Pike. To the lost.

Image via AP.