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- It's fashion week y'all! Jennifer dutifully live blogged the Project Runway fashion shows at Bryant Park, and then spoiler-scared readers freaked the fuck out.
- Perhaps our model/columnist, Tatiana, was one of the bitches on the catwalk (or behind the scenes).
- Tracie went to the party for Chloë Sevigny's new fashion line, and the idiot assholes there made her hate life.
- But no one there was probably as big an idiot asshole as the one Dodai went on an online date with.
- This week we also cried, cuddled inanimate objects and reminisced about our gay high school prom dates.
- But you know, it's Friday. So go purchase some painfully expensive makeup, fuck a pizza, and indulge in some cocktails and dreams with fellow Jezzies.
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