Bad News Buffy: Sarah Michelle Gellar Chooses Angel Over Spike

Yesterday during a Reddit AMA, Buffy's Sarah Michelle Gellar was asked who she preferred between the titular character's two most outspoken vampire suitors Angel and Spike and who do you think she said? Spike, right? Because Spike is hilarious and evil and loves blooming onions and has an incredible back story ? And because Angel is a big blob of sadness who smears even more sadness on everything and everyone he touches? Right? RIGHT? WRONG.

When asked "Spike or Angel?" by Redditor WilliamTheBloody3 (prepare to have your heart broken again, William), Gellar, without even taking a moment to think about it, replied:

"ANGEL."

And in all caps, too!

Later, when a different Redditor — who was probably thinking/hoping/wishing/praying that Gellar had reconsidered — tried to reiterate WilliamTheBloody3's question, Gellar held fast, saying "Still Angel."

UGHHHHH, HOW CAN THE CHOSEN ONE BE SO BAD AT CHOOSING?

Whatever. Angel and Buffy — the two biggest sad sacks in all of Sunnydale — deserve each other. Spike and Drusilla 4 life, yo.