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Christina Aguilera Has Her Very Own Porta-Potty

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 19:30:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, Christina Aguilera gets the star treatment on The Voice. Plus, Coco changes the rules for Thong Thursday. More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Joins Twitter

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 19:30:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, Gwyneth "joins the 21st century" by posting a video to Twitter. Plus, Sarah Palin makes some rather ironic statements about immigrants. More »

Coco Balances A Soda Can On Her Butt

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Thu, 26 May 2011 19:30:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, Coco posts a Thong Thursday picture in which she posts a soda can on her rear end. (Her mother was the photographer.) Plus, Oprah is spending the day today in her PJs. More »

Glee's Chris Colfer Demonstrates The Art Of Ninja

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 14:15:00 EST

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Chris Colfer, aka Kurt from Glee, is a national treasure. He can sing, he can dance, he can take Andy Richter's eye out without even trying. More »

Kim Kardashian Is Recording An Album

Margaret Hartmann — Mon, 01 Nov 2010 19:12:00 EDT

In a totally predicable career move, Kim Kardashian has started recording an album. It seems Kim wants to be a pop star, thus proving that she has talent for something other than making sexyface and gabbing about her family.

David Arquette Discusses Sex Life With Courteney Cox On Howard Stern

Margaret Hartmann — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 19:12:00 EDT

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Today David Arquette called in to Howard Stern's radio show and said separation was Courteney Cox's idea. In fact, he's "been begging Courteney to get back with me" — so why did he share details about their sex life?

Andy Richer Slams NBC, Leno... And Human Breast Milk Cheese

Margaret Hartmann — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:40:00 EST

Today Andy Richter guest co-hosted Regis & Kelly in his first appearance since leaving Conan O'Brien's Tonight Show. He used the opportunity to air his grievances against NBC and Leno, then chowed down on cheese made of human breast milk. More »

Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:00:00 EST

Amy Winehouse was supposedly in the hospital because she was sick, but now her dad says:

Susan Boyle Hospitalized; Bruno Makes An Ass Of Eminem

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 09:00:00 EDT

Susan Boyle was "comforted" by psychiatrists before the Britian's Got Talent finale. Then she lost. [Daily Mail]
Paramedics and police were called to help a "spaced-out" Susan Boyle through a hotel lobby early Sunday. [NY Daily News, NY Post]
Now? Susan Boyle is in a mental hospital:

What Can We Learn From Men Who Claim They Have "Learned"? (Hint: "That They Need To Be Schooled" Is Not That Off)

Moe — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 14:00:00 EST

A few weeks ago, a talented writer named Emily Gould submitted a review of a "lad lit" anthology called Things I've Learned From Women Who've Dumped Me. The editor of the book is Daily Show/Colbert co-creator Ben Karlin. Wow! I thought upon reading the review. Men sure are jerks! In fact, I ventured further, maybe the men who would seem not to be jerks are the biggest jerks of all! I tucked the review away, wondering if maybe Emily could do something to "advance" this argument. Well, guess what happened in the intervening weeks? Well, for one, Emily's ex-boyfriend wrote an incredibly terrible essay about her in Page Six Magazine. The story was exactly like something out of Things I've Learned From Women Who've Dumped Me in that purported to convey how the author learned some sort of life lesson from a failed relationship but actually just made him look like a more self-obsessed prick than anyone thought he was in the first place. (But: it was also really bad.) And then! The editor of the anthology in question, Ben Karlin, turned out to be a really big jerk, according to this New York Observer story about how he screwed this guy* who moved into his building. You know what? I thought. Fuck it, my argument just advanced itself. Things Emily learned from Things I've Learned From Women Who've Dumped Me after the jump. More »