Andrew Garfield Wants Spider-Man in Hot Interracial Gay RelationshipS

Andrew Garfield would be into playing a gay Spider-Man — after all, MJ can stand for anything.

He told Entertainment Weekly: “I was kind of joking, but kind of not joking about MJ. And I was like, ‘What if MJ is a dude?’ Why can’t we discover that Peter is exploring his sexuality? It’s hardly even groundbreaking! So why can’t he be gay? Why can’t he be into boys?” Any one boy, specifically, Garfzes? "I’ve been obsessed with Michael B. Jordan since The Wire. He’s so charismatic and talented. It’d be even better—we’d have interracial bisexuality!”

Apparently he has even regaled director Marc Webb with the idea. ("Michael B. Jordan, I know.") Damn his lack of enthusiasm. [EW]


Andrew Garfield Wants Spider-Man in Hot Interracial Gay RelationshipS

Justin Bieber has apologized on the phone to Bill Clinton after drunkenly shooting a jet of restaurant cleaning fluid at a photo of the Big Dog and yelping "Fuck Bill Clinton!" like the COOLEST PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE. Bill forgave him, probably because he engaged in similar shenanigans at Beebs' age, like eating a doughnut suggestively while looking directly into the eyes of a nun waiting for the bus.

[Gossip Cop, Extra]


Andrew Garfield Wants Spider-Man in Hot Interracial Gay RelationshipS

142,000 greasy backstage pictures of Lady Gaga and her cohorts snapped by her friend Terry Richardson when he followed her around during her 2011 "Monster Ball" tour (not to be confused with the one where Halle Berry goes "Make me feel gooooooooood") are now being used as evidence in former assistant Jennifer O'Neill's lawsuit.

She claims that her appearance in the pics indicates her working insane overtime hours that she was not paid for. Gaga insists that she's "a fucking hoodrat who is suing me for money she didn't earn." [NYDN]


Andrew Garfield Wants Spider-Man in Hot Interracial Gay RelationshipS

Charlie Sheen is in Scotland, blowing through the jasmine in his mind. JK, he's on a private jet with two friends and looking for the Loch Ness monster. When he finds it, he plans to do coke with it and pontificate a mile a minute about the traffic on the L.A. freeway. [TMZ]


  • Selena Gomez took Justin Bieber back on the condition that he stops acting like a zit. [TMZ]
  • Speaking of which, Anthony Bourdain burned El Beebo: "That chef should have put his foot up that young punk's ass." [TMZ]
  • Adam Lambert is joining the cast of Glee. [Gossip Cop]
  • FRIEND ZONE ALERT: "Ed [Sheeran] and Taylor [Swift] are very close and that's why they've jokingly discussed the possibility of getting together if they're both on the market in seven years' time." Oh, Ed. [Ocean Up]
  • Some people think Willow Smith's song "Summer Fling" contains "adult themes." [NYDN]
  • A petition is circulating for Johnny Depp to "keep his word" to buy the Wounded Knee (land) for the Sioux. [Change.org]
  • Lamar Odom trashed a paparazzo's car. [TMZ]
  • Demi Lovato has created a rehab scholarship in honor of her late father, who suffered from an unspecified mental illness. [E!]
  • Jesse Eisenberg and Mia Wasikowska were spotted awkwardly making out in Toronto. [People]
  • Jay-Z's still annoyed with Robert DeNiro for not returning his calls. (Analyze that.) [TMZ]
  • King of Queens' Leah Remini's no longer a Scientologist because the complimentary tote bags they gave out this year were ugly. [Page Six]
  • Goldie Hawn and Kate Hudson played tennis in ballgowns like normal people. [People]
  • Bobbi Kristina announced on her Facebook that she and Nick Gordon are officially engaged and that everyone needs to stop being grossed out by that. [Page Six]
  • Kanye West was pissed at Kris Jenner for showing Matt Lauer a picture of North. [Radar]
  • Last month George Clooney asked Stacy Keibler to move out of his house over the phone. Haha, cold. [Page Six]
  • Bahhh the Hannigan/Denishof family is adorable. [People]
  • "I don't believe in a natural look. Unless you're Gisele Bundchen or 19, you need [makeup]," said Sofia Vergara. [People]
  • Ariel Winter's mom wants to be reinstated as her guardian. [Radar]
  • John Mayer got a guitar for one of his fans. [Us Weekly]
  • ~*~bReAkInG nEwS~*~*~* Leighton Meester's dog took a bath. [People]
  • The Palace is worried that Pippa Middleton is stealing Kate's thunder. [Page Six]
  • This. [The Hairpin]

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