If you've ever wanted to see national treasure Allison Janney perform an interpretative dance about the duties of a flight attendants set to a disco beat, today's your day. Somebody hire this woman to make an in-flight safety video!

The clip (via UpRoxx) comes from Janney's recent chat with Conan O'Brien, alongside Mom costar Anna Faris. Apparently, Janney likes to throw dance parties ("I don't like to talk, I like to dance") where she does a series of occupation-based dances, including a little number about being a gardner. Which sounds amazing but also completely terrifying.