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			<title><![CDATA[Delusional Congressman Says Planned Parenthood Is &quot;Neutering&quot; Men]]></title>
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				Allen West, the Republican congressman endorsed by Sarah Palin, has asserted what women's roles in politics should be: Breeding warriors.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5795453/delusional-congreessman-says-planned-parenthood-is-neutering-men" title="Click here to read more about Delusional Congressman Says Planned Parenthood Is &quot;Neutering&quot; Men">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 25 Apr 2011 16:25:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Yale Frat Boys Are Not Worthy Of Your Outrage]]></title>
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				This week some boys marched around the Yale campus shouting slogans including "no means yes," "yes means anal," and "I fuck dead women." They were clearly seeking attention. Fine. Here.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5664883/yale-frat-boys-are-not-worthy-of-your-outrage" title="Click here to read more about Yale Frat Boys Are Not Worthy Of Your Outrage">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 15 Oct 2010 14:58:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Recently, I received an e-mail of, ahem, a personal nature. A friend and her boyfriend were planning on having anal sex for the first time, and she needed some down-and-dirty lady advice.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5662273/users-guide-going-to-butt-town" title="Click here to read more about User's Guide: Going To Butt Town">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 13 Oct 2010 12:48:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				One of the biggest sex studies in twenty years says teenage boys are surprisingly responsible, and anal is catching on. These and four more sexy, sexy facts, after the jump.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5654930/six-sexy-facts-from-the-national-sex-study" title="Click here to read more about Six Sexy Facts From The National Sex Study">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 04 Oct 2010 09:38:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the biweekly "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5363016/do-people-really-use-condoms-for-blow-jobs" title="Click here to read more about &quot;Do People Really Use Condoms For Blow Jobs?&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 18 Sep 2009 19:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<p class="small">[Miami, April 30. Image via <a href="http://www.bauergriffin.com">Bauer-Griffin</a>]</p>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5235769/whoa-baby-hes-a-back+door-man" title="Click here to read more about Whoa, Baby... He's A Back-Door Man">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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<p class="small"><a href="http://susiebright.blogs.com/">Susie Bright</a>, sex-positive feminist and author, was gracious enough to help with <a href="http://jezebel.com/5155875/ask-a-sexpert-send-us-questions-for-susie-bright">your most troubling sex questions</a>. All week, she and her daughter Aretha will be providing us with their sage advice. After the jump!</p>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5160929/sexpert-susie-bright-answers-your-burning-questions-part-3" title="Click here to read more about Sexpert Susie Bright Answers Your Burning Questions, Part 3">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 26 Feb 2009 15:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				It wasn't so shocking to find out on last night's <em>Top Model</em> that Allison has body image issues and once struggled with anorexia. It <em>was</em> shocking, though, to find out that she is pretty racist. For example, saying, "You take it in the back because you're black" to Fatima was totally ridiculous. (Especially because Fatima probably takes it in the back because the front is sewn up. Awww snap! Sorry, that was mean.) More after the jump!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/364624/antm-anorexic-model-is-unbeweavably-racist" title="Click here to read more about ANTM: Anorexic Model Is Unbeweavably Racist">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Well, I don't really ask dudes to get cum so close to my baby maker on the <em>first</em> date, but definitely eventually, if we keep banging, I'll request a superficial <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=anal+cream+pie">anal cream pie</a>. Confused by the term? I didn't know what it meant either, until I opened myself up to pornography. The first time I heard about cream pies I was like, "Oh God, that's so gross! And filthy. And dirty. And <em>hot</em>!" So yesterday, when Moe complained that <a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/how-porn-ruined-sex/how-about-you-dont-ask-to-come-on-my-face-on-the-first-date-333148.php">porn ruined sex</a> by making dudes want to do cum-drenched dirty things, I thought, "Wait, it's not just the dudes!" 'Cause isn't the best sex <em>dirty</em> sex? (Well, unless you're one of those jerks who "makes love" and gazes into your partner's eyes and kiss each other softly on the face.)				<a href="http://jezebel.com/333611/i-ask-dudes-to-cum-on-my-ass-on-the-first-date" title="Click here to read more about I Ask Dudes To Cum On My Ass On The First Date">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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