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Chuck Palahniuk's book Choke, in which sex...]]></title>
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				Chuck Palahniuk's book <em>Choke</em>, in which sex addict Victor fucks a lot of women over whom he has a bit of inappropriate institutional control, fakes choking for money and kills his mother while allowing a mental patient to take the blame, is <a href="http://www.foxsearchlight.com/choke/">being made into a movie</a>. Sounds like a blast, doesn't it? Wait until you see the poster where he's "choking" on a miniature lady who is kicking her legs. Either way, the pictured (supposed) anal beads are Fox Searchlight's <a href="http://defamer.com/5013727/enjoy-these-complimentary-anal-beads-courtesy-of-fox-searchlights-choke">swag item</a>. You read that right &mdash; conservative Rupert Murdoch's company is getting into the spirit of Republican kink and giving out anal beads to unsuspecting Americans. If you need your own, there's at least <a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/Chuck-Palahniuk-Snuff-Tour-Beads-Choke-Promo-Movie-LOOK_W0QQitemZ350067746774QQihZ022QQcategoryZ377QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem">one set available on Ebay</a>. If you want to know why you might want to reconsider, click the beads to read the passages of <em>Choke</em> that would make you. [<a href="http://defamer.com/5013727/enjoy-these-complimentary-anal-beads-courtesy-of-fox-searchlights-choke">Defamer</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5013902/" title="Click here to read more about 
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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