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				One of <b>Courtney Love</b>'s former lawyers is claiming the musician <a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b244376_courtney_loves_twitter_habit_gets_her.html?cmpid=rss-000000-rssfeed-365-celebritynews&utm_source=eonline&utm_medium=rssfeeds&utm_campaign=rss_celebritynews">"made libelous statements</a> about the legal eagle on Twitter and in an interview, claiming the attorney took bribes while representing Love." <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5806356/courtney-loves-twitter-just-cant-keep-out-of-trouble" title="Click here to read more about Courtney Love's Twitter Just Can't Keep Out Of Trouble">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 27 May 2011 19:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Whitney Comments On Terrible Show; &quot;Drunk & Disorderly&quot; Kiefer Kicked Out Of Club]]></title>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 16 Apr 2010 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Lady Gaga Might Join X Factor; Katie Holmes & Elijah Wood Want To Do A Musical]]></title>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 29 Jan 2010 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				This event was actually called "a cocktail party honoring two greats at their game hosted by <em>InStyle</em> and Tiffany & Co. at the Cooper Square Hotel - Penthouse." The greats were Maria Sharapova and Frank Gehry. (He didn't show.)				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5345956/cocktails-sparkles-at-tiffanys/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Cocktails, Sparkles At Tiffany's.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 26 Aug 2009 10:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>If you get an email titled, "<strong>Madonna</strong> caught swine flu!" don't open it. The only thing that will be infected is your computer. [<a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article2400676.ece?OTC-RSS&ATTR=Bizarre">The Sun</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5231687/madonna-not-at-risk-for-swine-flu--sarah-jessica-parker-expecting-twins" title="Click here to read more about Madonna Not At Risk For Swine Flu • Sarah Jessica Parker Expecting Twins">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Madonna's Adoption Delayed]]></title>
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				<ul><li><strong>Madonna</strong> is in Malawi, asking the court for approval to adopt a second child. [<a href="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/africa/article6001567.ece">Times of London</a>]
<li><strong>Madonna</strong>'s adoption ruling has been delayed until Friday; the court has not revealed why.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5190208/madonnas-adoption-delayed" title="Click here to read more about Madonna's Adoption Delayed">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>Ellen DeGeneres has come out against Proposition 8 on her <a href="http://ellen.warnerbros.com/2008/09/my_political_point_and_i_do_ha.php">blog</a>. She says: "It’s called, 'The California Marriage Protection Act' &mdash; but don’t let the name fool you. It’s not protecting anyone’s marriage. Not yours. Not mine." She continues: "Please VOTE NO on Proposition 8. And now that you’re informed, spread the word. I’m begging you. I can’t return the wedding gifts &mdash; I love my new toaster." [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20228501,00.html?xid=rss-topheadline">People</a>]
<li>Steven Spielberg and wife Kate Capshaw have matched Brad Pitt's $100,000 donation to fight Proposition 8. [<a href="http://campaignsilo.firedoglake.com/2008/09/23/spielberg-capshaw-match-pitt-same-sex-marriage/">The Campaign Silo</a>]
<li>Trouble in paradise for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt? Apparently she was peeved that he took a bunch of trips after she gave birth to the twins, so she threatened to leave him. Everything is probably fine, but what if they did break up? So sad. And what a freakin mess. [<a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/article1726508.ece#OTC-RSS&ATTR=USA">The Sun</a>]
<li>Yes, Clay Aiken is gay. Also! The sky is blue. [<a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/09242008/gossip/pagesix/clay__im_gay_aiken_130421.htm">Page Six</a>]
<li>Did Kate Moss break up with Jamie Hince because he didn't want to father a child for her? Seems like she wants another kid and he's afraid to commit to that, since he's always touring with his band. Anyway: Looks like they might be patching things up. [<a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1726389.ece#OTC-RSS&ATTR=Bizarre">The Sun</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5054057/ellen-to-voters-just-say-no-to-proposition-8" title="Click here to read more about Ellen To Voters: Just Say No To Proposition 8">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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