It’s a whole new year! AND A WHOLE NEW YOU! Just kidding, we are ever-trapped in the deadening vortex of our deep unchangeability, but, do you have any resolutions? Any non-resolution resolutions? How is this year going to be different for you? Let it all hang out in the comments.


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