- We had some major tech surgery and now there's a lighter, leaner Jezebel. From the looks of our inbox, you hate it!
- But you'll learn to tolerate it someday, just as we tolerate Ann Curry for those sweet sweet nuggets of Kathie Lee and Hoda.
- Let's play a fun game: gay or adult? It's like the Jezebel version of You Might Be A Redneck If….
- Paula Abdul is not gay, or really an adult, but she sure is slurry and also a bit bizarre.
- Speaking of reality TV stars, So You Think You Can Dance makeup artist Amy Strozzi was the well-compensated genius behind Sarah Palin's pretty face during election season, and we shared some of her spackling secrets.
- Palin did not make our list of the 15 Most Ridiculous Women
- Well guys, it's my third to last Friday as an official Jezebel. So have a girdle debate in my honor and enjoy the weekend!
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