Celebrities love to go on talk shows and brag about the pranks they’ve pulled on other celebrities. Usually, these pranks are charming and harmless. Not so, this time.

Amy Schumer went on Fallon last night to tell a legitimately bonkers story about a prank she pulled on Katie Couric and her husband at the Glamour Women of the Year Awards. It’s pretty simple: Couric left her phone open to texts from her (brand-new) husband, and Schumer took the phone and “without even thinking” texted him: “I wanna have anal tonight.”

Beautiful.


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