Out there in the world, people are still trying to make bug-eating happen. But, so far, Americans — a populace who greedily devour Doritos Locos Tacos and myriad other confectionery nightmares — are not having it.
In this sad, withered world of ours in which our eating habits wreak havoc upon the planet whilst we all loll around in a pile of frozen White Castle cheeseburgers, we are running out of sustainable food options. Last year, when the U.N. suggested that we should all give insect-eating a try; the public reaction — mine included — was Strongly Against. Like, have you seen Snowpiercer? That entire movie (spoiler alert!) is basically about Chris Evans, a self-professed baby-eater, being so mad about consuming bugs that he goes on a murdering spree through a dystopian hell-train.