In today's Tweet Beat, Spencer Pratt is a realist/pessimist, Megan Amram gives Jezebel a new nickname and Jenny Slate reminisces about some romantic times.
an airplane may be the only place anyone has ever bought a travel size canister of pringles with an amex.
— el-p (@therealelp) April 22, 2014
— Juan Pablo Galavis™ (@JuanPaGalavis) April 22, 2014
By the way, Earth could give a fuck about Earth day. Should be called "Hey idiots don't put poison in ur water and air-day"
— Adam McKay (@GhostPanther) April 22, 2014
— Robert Downey Jr (@RobertDowneyJr) April 22, 2014
Assume all texts are screen grabbed.
— Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) April 22, 2014
Garbage can. pic.twitter.com/y3XyJuGI8c
— Hilary Duff (@HilaryDuff) April 22, 2014
I'm surprised there aren't more boobs and penises on twitter.
— Mark Duplass (@MarkDuplass) April 22, 2014
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) April 22, 2014
@mrbradgoreski me too ! lets do it! then immediately cover ourselves in hand sanitizer all over our bodies
— Beth Behrs (@BethBehrs) April 22, 2014
So blessed to be married for 3 years today to my heart & soul @EddieCibrian I'm so proud of the life we've created together.
— LeAnn Rimes Cibrian (@leannrimes) April 22, 2014
I am rocking some dumpy butt sweatpants today. You know the ones that hang weird on your ass. So I got that going on. #crushingit
— Angela Kinsey (@AngelaKinsey) April 22, 2014
ROOTING FOR THIS MARRAIGE pic.twitter.com/On8wXfGZmB
— Chelsea Peretti (@ChelseaVPeretti) April 22, 2014
I lost my virginity around the same time the soundtrack 2"Amelie"came out& that was a bummer combo in the ingredients of my sexual identity
— jenny slate (@jennyslate) April 22, 2014
— Ellen Page (@EllenPage) April 22, 2014
"Ew, Boarding Group THREE?!" - overheard at LGA kiosk
— Kal Penn (@kalpenn) April 22, 2014
Being a mother makes me respect Mother Nature all the more. Happy Earth Day!
— Bethenny Frankel (@Bethenny) April 22, 2014
Image via Michael Loccisano/Getty for SXSW