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The mystery of who sent the anthrax letters may finally be solved, and it's like the most random plot twist to a James Patterson novel (not that either of us has ever read a novel by James Patterson, but the advertisements for them on the Metro make it seem like a good simile). Steven Hatfill gets his millions, his apparent nemesis kills himself and we dissect it all! Also, for good measure, we check in with Thailand, Pakistan, Daniel Craig's abs, the Dead Milkmen, Spencer-in-absentia, the pill that eliminates exercise, earnings numbers that Moe, naturally, understands better than me, parties that I really should've been invited to, and my hidden emo streak. What do I have to get emo about? Well that's after the jump. More »
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• The official Gossip Girl blog declared Jezebel as heroine Serena van der Woodsen's special friend.

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Alycia Lane, beater-up of cops and coiner of the creative derogatory term "You fucking dyke!" is free on felony charges. You know, Alycia scrappy, self-promoting famous-for-Philadelphia news anchor, bilingual emailer of bikini photos of herself to married male news anchor "friends", teary interviewer of Dr. Phil and alleged assailant of a New York police officer last December. And we're kind of happy for her! Sure, assault on a police officer is by default considered to be "aggravated," and Alycia's slapping of this particular cop apparently resulted in "lacerations," which sounds pretty aggravated on its own! But the thing is, now that she has entered the ranks of People Who Are Famous Exclusively For Getting Arrested and in the process, COINER OF OUR FAVE PHRASE "You fucking dykes," we didn't want Alycia to have to serve jail time — not yet! Let her go, let her hang out with Howard Stern, pose for Playboy, find her way back to TV, give her the leniency she so clearly doesn't deserve...it is all she needs to find within herself the audacity to do something truly idiotic and offensive once more. More »
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When I lived in Philadelphia, "Alycia Lane" was one of those names I wished I didn't know. Like "Heidi Montag," but moreso. See, Alycia was a local news reporter, and I worked for a publication that had to act as though local news reporters were celebrities. (We also had to act as though AM radio personalities were celebrities, state senators were statesmen of Churchillian stature, and random bureaucrats were style icons.) That said, all the years of pointless scrutiny would all be worth it when one of our local celebrities would somehow "make it" into the national press, as Alycia did so unforgettably when she allegedly smacked a New York City cop with the eminently Away message translatable line:"I don't give a fuck who you are, I am a TV reporter, you fucking dyke."So anyway, Alycia Lane's main claim to fame was that she was hot and also hot for the marrieds. Remember that short-lived show which was supposedly such an insult to the newsgathering business because they let, like, a Playmate try to become a reporter? Yeah, that's because the world's actually like that. So here's why I didn't write about this till now. (And no, it's not, as certain blogs have suggested, because I am waiting for her to develop some cult following with self-hating gays, but ha!) More »
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