All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

Last night, the 66th annual Emmy Awards took place in Los Angeles. On the red carpet, there were a variety of sartorial approaches: some went minimalistic and understated; some were sequin-encrusted; others wore voluminous gowns. At least one look made me exclaim so loudly in confusion that my pet bunny fell over.

Let's take a look:

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

Kerry Washington wore an orange silk Prada gown with beaded detailing; it was a daring and interesting choice, and I do think she pulled it off well, but her hair and makeup weren't really helping.

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet


January Jones went for a more traditionally glamorous look in a voluminous Prabal Gurung dress, which she saved from being too traditionally glamorous with her edgy shoe choice.

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

Julia Roberts was one of the few women to choose a short dress; here she is in navy Elie Saab with oversize beading.

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

Sofia Vergara wore a structured Roberto Cavalli gown with minimalistic art deco vibes. As per usual, she looked stunning.

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

Here is the lovely Christina Hendricks looking very romantic and regal in a draped Marchesa dress with gold leaf embroidery. She looks excelent in it, but I feel like the gold accessories — earrings especially — are overwhelming.

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

Jessica Paré was relatively understated in a Lanvin LBD with a beaded bodice + a sleek updo. This look is a lil' boring for me — I think she and Christina Hendricks need to swap jewelry amounts.

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

Hayden Panettiere was absolutely radiant in Lorena Sarbu. I am in love with her dress, and her hairstyle is perfect. This is what Galadriel would wear to da club, probably.

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

Laverne Cox wore a formal cape, a garment which has been tragically absent from the red carpet lately. Her dress is Marc Bouwer, and she looks like an ethereal priestess in it.

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

Taylor Schilling also did an art deco-inspired thing in Zuhair Murad. The dress is gorgeous, but of all the things she's wearing, I'm most into the ear cuff.

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

Uzo Aduba was stunning in a frothy, glamorous red strapless gown. She always looks absolutely incredible at awards shows.

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

In more frothy garb worn by Orange Is The New Black cast members: here we have Laura Prepon in an exceptionally ornate emerald and teal dress. She wisely kept it simple on the hair and makeup front. This is a lot of ruffle.

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

More glitter: Amy Poehler looked like a damn goddess in Theia.

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

And Kristen Wiig was all simple and chic in Vera Wang.

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

Julia Louis-Dreyfus looked great in a custom red halter dress by Carolina Herrera; the patent leather straps and belt are v. cool.

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

Sarah Silverman looked extremely elegant in a belted Marni gown with a plunging neckline. She accessorized with a golden vape-holder.

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

Lena Dunham (with Jack Antonoff) wore a very noteworthy dress by Giambattista Valli. I honestly think I wouldn't have a problem with the skirt — she wears it well! — if it were attached to any other type of top; this whole ~business casual on top, tulle-pile on the bottom~ thing isn't working for me. (Here's the dress on the runway, by the way; as you can see, the ombre originally went the other way.)

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

Allison Williams also wore Giambattista Valli, but her dress was a lot more understated. This may be one of my favorite looks of the night — it's so elegant without being cloying or overwhelming.

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

Another of my favorite looks: Michelle Dockery in Rosie Assoulin. I love the color scheme and the petal-like bodice.

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

Aaaaaand another favorite: Lizzy Caplan looks divine in Donna Karan Atelier. It's a perfect meeting of classic and modern, and she wears it perfectly.

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

Lena Headey opted for an asymmetrical black dress by Rubin Singer.

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

Natalie Dormer wore a form-fitting color-blocked dress, which I'm not crazy about, but her hair looks very glorious.

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

Sarah Paulson dressed like a goth loofa (in Giorgio Armani). It is definitely a look.

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

Of all the red gowns worn tonight, Claire Danes' Givenchy one is my least favorite. It's black on the runway, which I would have preferred — in color, it feels overwhelming to me with all the lace and the cut-outs the bejeweled neckline.

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

Zooey Deschanel, in fuchsia Oscar de la Renta, was so cheerful. Giggling, wearing an enormous diamond, etc.

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

Melissa McCarthy wore custom black Marchesa like a beautiful enchantress.

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

I really liked Kate Mara in this intricate J. Mendel getup — the contrast between the starkness of the geometric embellishments and the loose layers in the bodice really appeals to me.

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

Sarah Hyland looked incredible in Christian Siriano, and goddess bless her for wearing a formal crop top (never die out, formal crop top trend, please). I would be remiss not to mention how great her brows look.

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

Some of your OITNB favs: Danielle Brooks looked lovely in white with a conceptual lace neckline, and Taryn Manning dazzled in gold.

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

Lea DeLaria had sooo much fun in a simple tuxedo; Adrienne C. Moore kept it relatively simple as well in a glamorous black gown.

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

Some beautiful, bold looks: I love Teyonah Parris' color scheme and her massive skirt; Heidi Klum looked sleek and fresh in Zac Posen; Samira Wiley's bright gown is impeccable, and I love the mermaid skirt on her.

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

In understated gloriousness: Kiernan Shipka in an embellished tea-length skirt by Antonio Berardi; Michelle Monaghan keeping it very simple and chic in Giambattista Valli; Julianna Margulies looking very sultry in Narciso Rodriguez.

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

Prints: Taissa Farmiga mixing an impressionistic print with lace, to interseting effect; Julie Bowen in flowing Peter Som, feat. an amazing neckline; Ariel Winter with the tiniest bit of Red Carpet Midriff.

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

Edie Falco looked stunning in blue; Vanessa Williams slayed in slinky green; Kate Walsh mixed bright yellow with a peplum and a train.

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

In jewel toned ball gowns, we have Allison Tolman in emerald and Mayim Bialik and Keke Palmer in sapphire.

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

More blue: Melissa Rauch in an elegant strapless dress; Anna Gunn in Jenny Packham, Kate Mulgrew looking like the queen of the entire damn universe.

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

Seeing red(ish): Lisa Rinna in a fairly simple number, Game of Thrones' Sibel Kekilli looking very ethereal with her flowing sleeves and gold belt, and Mindy Kaling killing it in Kenzo.

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

More shades of red: Minnie Driver in hot pink with metallic accents; Octavia Spencer swathed in glamor; Kaley Cuoco looking a bit princess-y.

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

Allison Janney wore an incredible velvet dress; Betsy Brandt opted for florals; Cat Deeley chose an ombre Burberry gown.

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

Some gorgeous, simple looks: Alexandra Daddario shimmering in champagne, Padma Lakshmi stunning in a white sheath dress, and Lucy Liu in delicately-draped Zac Posen.

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

Dasha Polanco looked exquisite in a pastel gown; Katherine Heigel wore a bathrobe-lookin' thing, and Downton Abbey's Joanne Froggatt looked almost bridal.

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

Beauteous womyn in white dresses with empire waists: Retta in lace, Angela Basset effusing chicness effortlessly, and Kristen Schaal channeling Marilyn Monroe.

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt, a very cute couple, were there as well; he wore a tuxedo and she an embellished magenta dress.

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

More couples (or just groups of two, I guess): Seth Meyers and Alexi Ashe, Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein, Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves.

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

Jimmy Kimmel and Molly McNearney, Aaron Paul and Lauren Parsekian, Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo. Look at him in those stupid sunglasses.

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

Some men! In suits! Here we have Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Peter Dinklage and Chiwetel Ejiofor.

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

Aaaand Tony Hale, Kevin Spacey and Ashleigh Banfield and Jeff Daniels.

All the Sparkly, Slinky and Ridiculous Looks at the Emmys Red Carpet

Sending you out on a high note — here's Kit Harington trying out a variety of facial expressions.

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