Last night’s season premiere of The Bachelorette was historic, in that ABC has saddled our girl JoJo Fletcher with what is possibly the worst group of men ever featured on this show.
The episode began, as these premieres always do, with ABC’s harem of former bachelorettes giving the current bachelorette advice about how to date 28 men with rage disorders at once. Ali, Kaitlyn and Desiree commiserated with each other about how difficult it is to hurt people’s feelings, and Desiree and Ali warned JoJo to not mistake lust for love. Ali, Kaitlyn and Desiree were all operating under the assumption that JoJo, like them, will have some normal, attractive men to choose from. This is unfortunately, as predicted, not at all the case.