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Christmas came early! My birthday came early! The apocalypse came early! The trailer for Season 7 of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is here!

As we’ve known for some time, Yolanda Hadid is out but we’ve welcomed two new faces with the definitely not British Dorit Kemsley and Eden Sassoon, daughter of Vidal. In early September Eden wouldn’t confirm if she would be appearing as a friend or an official Housewife, but a Bravo press release identifies her as a friend of the cast, while Dorit is a full on housewife.

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I don’t know who came up with the truly insane edits for this trailer but you are sick and I love you. So what did we learn? These bitches are quite literally all over the globe. Greece! Hong Kong! Mexico! It seems that after a mostly boring Season 6, the ladies are bringing it this time around. Boy George! Xanax and smoothies! Someone let Kim Richards come back for a visit, which, yikes, but okay!

And, most importantly, Erika Girardi remains A QUEEN with the most luminous collection of hair extensions I’ve ever witnessed.

Life gets good again on December 6 at 9:00pm ET/PT.