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			<title><![CDATA[Fran Drescher Swears She Was Abducted by an Alien]]></title>
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We all thought Fran Drescher was from Queens, but it turns out she might actually be from another planet&mdash;or at least she traveled to one briefly. She honestly believes that she and her ex-husband, Peter Marc Jacobson, have something <em>very interesting</em> in common:				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5879778/fran-drescher-swears-she-was-abducted-by-an-alien" title="Click here to read more about Fran Drescher Swears She Was Abducted by an Alien">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 26 Jan 2012 21:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cassie Murdoch]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Petition Urges President To Disclose Existence Of Aliens]]></title>
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				Through a new online portal, you can now petition the president directly. And concerned citizens are using their new power to address our country's most pressing issue: aliens.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5843350/petition-urges-president-to-disclose-existence-of-aliens" title="Click here to read more about Petition Urges President To Disclose Existence Of Aliens">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 24 Sep 2011 13:15:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna North]]></dc:creator>
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				July 18, 1986 was the day that <em>Aliens</em> hit theaters. The sequel to 1979's <em>Alien</em> featured Sigourney Weaver in a rare role: That of female action hero.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5822261/sigourney-weaver-every-woman-has-a-secret-action-heroine-in-her" title="Click here to read more about Sigourney Weaver: &quot;Every Woman Has A Secret Action Heroine In Her&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 19 Jul 2011 09:50:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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				In case the <a href="http://jezebel.com/5568726/the-new-dad-is-involved&mdash;and-stressed+out-about-it">"mancation"</a> was not ridiculous enough, now fans of neologisms and extremely broad stereotypes of masculinity can embark on another kind of trip: the "brocation." We decided to get an outsider's perspective on this phenomenon. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5818108/an-aliens-message-for-earth-bros" title="Click here to read more about An Alien's Message For Earth Bros">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 05 Jul 2011 13:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<p class="small">[England, November 23:  Natalie Brown stands on a 3D painting is promoting Jameson Cult Film Club's screening of James Cameron's <em>Aliens</em> in Manchester. Image via <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/">Getty</a>.]</p>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5697192/sci+fi-fan-should-have-drawn-up-an-escape-plan" title="Click here to read more about Sci-Fi Fan Should Have Drawn Up An Escape Plan">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 23 Nov 2010 18:04:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Former Hole Bassist Talks About Sex, Courtney Love, Aliens]]></title>
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				"I've always been at ease with the unknown, whether it's aliens, a through-the-looking-glass mentality, or loving hallucinogenics and <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #davidlynch" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #davidlynch" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/davidlynch/">David Lynch</a>. It didn't freak me out, entering a new planet called Hole. It was just another day, another trip." [<a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/mar/10/melissa-auf-der-maur">Guardian</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5490285/former-hole-bassist-talks-about-sex-courtney-love-aliens" title="Click here to read more about Former Hole Bassist Talks About Sex, Courtney Love, Aliens">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				A British <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6935317/Gym-advert-warned-fatties-would-be-eaten-by-aliens.html">health club ad</a> that used the slogan "Advance health warning! When the aliens come, they will eat the fatties first" has been "criticised as insensitive." [<a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6935317/Gym-advert-warned-fatties-would-be-eaten-by-aliens.html">Telegraph</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5440508/-and-speculative" title="Click here to read more about ... And Speculative">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 05 Jan 2010 11:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				If you've got a green-skinned friend with limited understanding of earthling manners, a copy of December's <em>Allure</em> may be just the gift for her.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5415220/december-allure-for-the-martian-on-your-holiday-shopping-list" title="Click here to read more about December Allure: For The Martian On Your Holiday Shopping List">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 30 Nov 2009 13:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Truth Is Out There: British Govt Reveals (Sorta) Top-Secret Alien Files]]></title>
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				Newly released<a href="http://www.eveningstar.co.uk/content/eveningstar/news/story.aspx?brand=ESTOnline&category=News&tBrand=ESTOnline&tCategory=xDefault&itemid=IPED21%20Mar%202009%2008%3A09%3A02%3A830"> Ministry of Defence files</a> reveal that British investigators interviewed a woman about her dog-walking alien encounter. Good to know they were taking it seriously?				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5180680/the-truth-is-out-there-british-govt-reveals-sorta-top+secret-alien-files" title="Click here to read more about The Truth Is Out There: British Govt Reveals (Sorta) Top-Secret Alien Files">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 23 Mar 2009 14:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sadie Stein]]></dc:creator>
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				"Elton John's Rocket Pictures is mounting<em> Pride and Predator</em>, about 18th century English people who find their flirtations and courtships interrupted by an invasion of monsters from outer space." [<a href="http://www.aintitcool.com/node/40143">Ain't It Cool News</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5155032/yes-they-did" title="Click here to read more about Yes, They Did">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 17 Feb 2009 12:45:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sadie Stein]]></dc:creator>
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				Through the months leading up to the campaign, Cindy McCain has seemed somewhat brittle and distant, especially compared to the more accessible Michelle Obama. Well <em>The Onion</em> has given us a <a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/cindy_mccain_claims_she_s_just?utm_source=embedded_video">closer look</a> at Cindy, who, earlier this year told <em>Newsweek</em> she's "just like any other female human." She loves gardening, <em>The Onion</eM> reports, and "spending a lazy Saturday in the sleep pod that delivers nutrients to her body during its nightly stasis period." And she wants to spend much of her resources on the children, because "humans in the larval stage need our care the most." Watch a video on the softer side of Cindy by clicking on her picture. [<a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/cindy_mccain_claims_she_s_just?utm_source=embedded_video">The Onion</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5069757/" title="Click here to read more about 
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 28 Oct 2008 10:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				For this very special episode of <a href="http://jezebel.com/tag/pot-psychology/">Pot Psychology</a>, two former <em>America's Next Top Model</em> contestants join me and <a href="http://fourfour.typepad.com">Rich</a> in helping to solve readers' problems with an herbal remedy. (What will Tyra think!?) Lauren and Amis (whose real name is Amy, but was changed because there was already an Amy in the cast) from Cycle 10 help us tackle topics like bestiality, porn, and cougars. Got a burning question? Send it to <a href="mailto:potpsych@jezebel.com">potpsych@jezebel.com</a>. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5055524/top-model-alums-give-advice-on-sex-animal-and-otherwise" title="Click here to read more about Top Model Alums Give Advice On Sex (Animal And Otherwise)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 26 Sep 2008 19:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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