• Sir Elton John and David Furnish — seen here at Elton's 40th birthday party in 1987 — are now parents! A child born unto them of wigs and glitter!

• Portia de Rossi turned down an offer to appear on Dancing With The Stars — where she would have danced with another woman, in the show's first same-sex partnering.

• American sweetheart Reese Witherspoon has just plunked down $7 million to buy real-life action figure Steven Seagal's sprawling Brentwood home. It's got nine bathrooms, seven bedrooms, a swimmin' pool, and a Buddhist temple where Seagal liked to meditate.

• Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz welcomed a baby boy into the world on Thursday and named him Egypt Daoud Dean. [Reuters]

• A rumor has Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt starting a children's fashion line inspired by the sartorial choices of their kids, with the proceeds going to their Jolie-Pitt Foundation charity. [Hindustan Times]

[Saint-Jean-Cap-Ferrat, August 5: Who knows why Latifah is with Alicia and Swizz on their honeymoon—but they seem to be having fun! Also: who ISN'T on a freaking yacht right now? Besides us, I mean. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

• Alicia Keys married producer Swizz Beatz yesterday in Corsica; guests included Bono and Queen Latifah. [ContactMusic]

• Snooki was arrested this afternoon in Seaside Heights, New Jersey for disorderly conduct. "J-WOWW was spotted trying to talk Snooki into going back into the house," says a source. "But Snooki was out of control and seemed drunk."

• Oksana Grigorieva says she turned down Mel's $15 million because it entailed agreeing to a clause that gave him unsupervised visitation with their daughter. "I'm fighting for the life of my child," she says. [TMZ]
• She's also lawyer-shopping. [RMZ]

• Uh-oh! Alicia Keys fell while performing on stage.

• Lindsay Lohan will finally have to answer for her behavior on that wacky night in 2007 when she stole a car, ran over a guy's foot, and was arrested with a baggie of coke in her pocket (allegedly, natch).

• Cameron Diaz: Wants sex. Will travel.

• Alicia Keys is pregnant with her first child, and engaged to marry producer Swizz Beatz.

• Ellen DeGeneres is starting her own record label!

• Brittany Murphy's husband, Simon Monjack, was found dead last night in the couple's Hollywood home.

• According to TMZ, Tila Tequila is set to join the next cast of Celebrity Rehab for an unspecified addiction, though the show is having trouble attracting any other participants and may never actually air. [TMZ]

[Birmingham, England, May 19. Image via Getty.]

• Uh-oh: The custody battle between Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry might get messy.

• Lindsay Lohan may be formally found in violation of probation.

[Arnhem, May 8. Image via WENN]

• "Working with these incredible hair and makeup teams, you go in looking like a schmoe, and you come out like a movie star," Scarlett Johansson tells V. "You're like this perfectly prepared sausage…no one ever sees what goes in." [People]

• The second season of Jersey Shore promises to be action-packed! Saturday night, some guy was less-than-respectful to Snooki and JWoww, so Snickers slapped him, then threw food and booze at him. (He threw a drink on her, too).

• Demi Moore says she used to have "an extreme obsession" with her body. "I made it a measure of my own value." Furthermore, she explains:

[Los Angeles, April 6. Image via WENN.]

• Victoria Beckham is "fattening herself up" so that she can get pregnant.

• Though pictures of Michelle "Bombshell" McGee wearing a Nazi armband have been circulating on the internet, McGee claims she is not a Nazi. She also has an explanation for the "W" and "P" tattoos on the backs of her legs:

[New York, March 17. Image via Getty]

[Rio, February 9. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Rio de Janeiro, February 9. Image via x17.]

• Matthew McConaughey and girlfriend Camila Alves are in a committed relationship and have an 18-month-old son, but her mother wants Matt to put a ring on it, as it were: