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				<b>Stacy Keibler</b> flew to Toronto to meet up with boyfriend-ish companion <b>George Clooney</b> and you know what that means: it may be getting serious! Or not, etc. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5838890/george-clooney-and-stacy-keibler-take-some-sort-of-next-step" title="Click here to read more about George Clooney And Stacy Keibler Take Some Sort Of 'Next Step'">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 09 Sep 2011 20:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Seriously, What Happened To Ali Lohan's Face?]]></title>
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				We haven't seen <strong>Ali Lohan </strong>out and about recently. Is it because she was recovering from extensive plastic surgery? She was seen leaving a hair salon with her sister,<strong> Lindsay Lohan</strong>, yesterday, and she was fairly unrecognizable. The lips, the cheekbones, the jaw, the eyes, the nose, the brows… everything appears to have been tampered with. She was pretty <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/89519940/Getty-Images-Entertainment" target="new">adorable</a> back in 2009 (as seen above on the left), but now, something has… changed. If she <em>did</em> have surgery, her mother, <strong>Dina</strong>, must have okayed the it, since Ali is only 17. Still: Last month, Ali <a href="http://www.eonline.com/news/ali_lohan_signs_modeling/257044#ixzz1UZTFzmSH" target="new">signed</a> a modeling contract. So perhaps her new look is paying off? (And don't forget: The her sister <a href="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jezebel/2009/11/LINDSAYFACE110409.jpg" target="new">has also</a> been accused of fucking with her face.) [<a href="http://www.thefablife.com/2011-09-07/17-year-old-ali-lohan-seemingly-procures-entirely-new-face/">The Fab Life</a>, <a href="http://dlisted.com/2011/09/07/ali-lohan-new-face">DListed</a>, <a href="http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/thefamous/what-did-ali-lohan-do-to-her-face/2012?nc">OMG</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5838299/seriously-what-happened-to-ali-lohans-face" title="Click here to read more about Seriously, What Happened To Ali Lohan's Face?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 08 Sep 2011 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li><strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #georgeclooney" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #georgeclooney" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/georgeclooney/">George Clooney</a></strong> is in Sudan &mdash; along with an NBC news team and <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #anncurry" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #anncurry" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/anncurry/">Ann Curry</a></strong> &mdash; trying to raise awareness about the upcoming election in January. </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5657991/george-clooney--ann-curry-visit-darfur" title="Click here to read more about George Clooney & Ann Curry Visit Darfur">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 07 Oct 2010 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li><strong>Snooki</strong> was arrested this afternoon in Seaside Heights, New Jersey for disorderly conduct. "<strong>J-WOWW</strong> was spotted trying to talk Snooki into going back into the house," says a source. "But Snooki was out of control and seemed drunk."</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5601000/snooki-arrested-for-being-drunk--disorderly" title="Click here to read more about Snooki Arrested For Being Drunk & Disorderly">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>Mel Gibson may have been the target of an extortion scandal by ex Oksana Grigorieva &mdash; and supposedly there is a text that proves it.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5593482/oksanas-secret-texts-to-mel-reveal-exciting-extortion-subplot" title="Click here to read more about Oksana's Secret Texts To Mel Reveal Exciting Extortion Subplot">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>Uh-oh: <strong>Robert Pattinson</strong> and <strong>Kristen Stewart</strong> had a huge fight on the set of <em>Twilight: Eclipse</em>.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5538029/rob--kristen-argue-on-set-taylor-momsen-loves-knives" title="Click here to read more about Rob & Kristen Argue On Set; Taylor Momsen Loves Knives">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 13 May 2010 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Betty White Won't Get Naked For SNL; Gwynnie & ScarJo Refuse To Pose Together]]></title>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 29 Apr 2010 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 22 Apr 2010 19:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #michaellohan" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #michaellohan" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/michaellohan/">Michael Lohan</a> showed up at Lindsay's home today&mdash;with <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2010/04/22/lindsay-lohan-sheriff-cops-michael-lohan-ali-lohan/">sheriff's deputies</a>&mdash;to check on the welfare of his other daughter, 16-year-old Ali, out of concern for her safety. Lindsay took to her Twitter account as it all went down.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5522293/cops-arrive-at-lindsay-lohans-house-she-live-tweets-it" title="Click here to read more about Cops Arrive At Lindsay Lohan's House; She Live Tweets It">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 22 Apr 2010 16:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where it's ALL BABIES, ALL THE TIME. Even though Angelina has a "baby bump," her relationship with Brad's on the rocks! But that's nothing compared to what's up with 16-year-old Ali Lohan, poor baby.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5447373/this-week-in-tabloids-angelina--other-choosy-moms-choose-life-meaning-babies/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about This Week In Tabloids: Angelina & Other Choosy Moms Choose Life, Meaning Babies">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 13 Jan 2010 14:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Though <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #caseyjohnson" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #caseyjohnson" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/caseyjohnson/">Casey Johnson</a></strong> was known to have a drug problem, law enforcement sources say she may have died from not taking her diabetes medication.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5440859/did-diabetes-cause-johnsons-death-jake-tries-to-win-reese-back-with-75k-dishes" title="Click here to read more about Did Diabetes Cause Johnson's Death?; Jake Tries To Win Reese Back With $75K Dishes">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 05 Jan 2010 19:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Shopping With "The Lohan's"]]></title>
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				As mentioned in Dirt Bag, the Lohan family is shilling shit on a site called LohanHouse.com. Slogan: "Real People Live Here." Real, misguided people!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5425911/shopping-with-the-lohans/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Shopping With "The Lohan's"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 14 Dec 2009 11:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Frances Cobain Lashes Out At Ali Lohan; Brad & Jen's &quot;Secret&quot; Meeting]]></title>
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				<ul><li><strong>Frances Bean Cobain</strong> has written an open letter to <strong>Ali Lohan</strong>. Would you like to know what it says? Here goes &mdash; and consider it to be [sic]-filled: </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5376123/frances-cobain-lashes-out-at-ali-lohan-brad--jens-secret-meeting" title="Click here to read more about Frances Cobain Lashes Out At Ali Lohan; Brad & Jen's &quot;Secret&quot; Meeting">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 07 Oct 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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<p class="small">[Paris, October 1. Image via <a href="http://www.infdaily.com/">INFDaily</a>.]</p>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5372416/sister-act" title="Click here to read more about Sister Act">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 01 Oct 2009 19:50:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 23 Sep 2009 11:50:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna Holmes]]></dc:creator>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 17 Sep 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we learn all kinds of valuable information. For instance: How Jon Gosselin talks ladies into having condom-less sex! Which ab exercises Nadya "Octomom" Suleman likes! Which bars let in 15-year-old Ali Lohan!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5360917/this-week-in-tabloids-jon-has-coke+fueled-threesome-lindsay-takes-lil-sis-bar+hopping/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about This Week In Tabloids: Jon Has Coke-Fueled Threesome; Lindsay Takes Lil' Sis Bar-Hopping">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 16 Sep 2009 14:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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				<ul><li>More on this in Midweek Madness, but <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged LINDSAY LOHAN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged LINDSAY LOHAN" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/lindsay-lohan/">Lindsay Lohan</a> </strong>hit up L.A.'s Crown Bar earlier this month &mdash; and took 15-year-old sister <strong>Ali</strong> with her. A source says: </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5360674/lindsay-takes-ali-bar+hopping-megan-fox-wants-to-shoot-her-boyfriend" title="Click here to read more about Lindsay Takes Ali Bar-Hopping; Megan Fox Wants To Shoot Her Boyfriend">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 16 Sep 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Mischa Barton On Drugs; Prince Flying High]]></title>
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				<ul><li>According to this report, <strong>Mischa Barton</strong> was taken from her home last week because she was so high on coke friends were afraid she was going to kill herself. [<a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/07182009/news/nationalnews/suicide_fears_for_mischa_179982.htm">NY Post</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5318459/mischa-barton-on-drugs-prince-flying-high" title="Click here to read more about Mischa Barton On Drugs; Prince Flying High">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 20 Jul 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 14 May 2009 18:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Oh, snap: <strong>Paulina Porizkova </strong>has been given the pink slip by Tyra and <em><strong>America's Next Top Model</strong></em>! The '80s supermodel told Craig Ferguson on the <em>Late, Late Show</em>: </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5252119/tyra-dumps-paulina-brad-drunk-dials-jen" title="Click here to read more about Tyra Dumps Paulina; Brad Drunk Dials Jen">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 13 May 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 08 May 2009 18:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li><strong>Miley Cyrus</strong> wants to dump her boyfriend <strong>Justin Gaston</strong>, but her father doesn't approve:</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5240597/miley-to-dump-her-dude-spencer-pratt-calls-twitter-gift-from-god" title="Click here to read more about Miley To Dump Her Dude; Spencer Pratt Calls Twitter "Gift From God"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 05 May 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				While filling in for Regis this morning on <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged LIVE WITH REGIS AND KELLY" title="Click here to read more posts tagged LIVE WITH REGIS AND KELLY" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/live-with-regis-and-kelly/">Live With Regis and Kelly</a></em>, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ANDERSON COOPER" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ANDERSON COOPER" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/anderson-cooper/">Anderson Cooper</a> took a few shots at co-host <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged KELLY RIPA" title="Click here to read more posts tagged KELLY RIPA" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/kelly-ripa/">Kelly Ripa</a> and nearly walked into <a href="http://jezebel.com/5033260/when-regis-is-away-anderson-cooper-comes-out-to-play">yet another</a> celebrity feud.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5160947/morning-tv-makes-anderson-cooper-hit-desk" title="Click here to read more about Morning TV Makes Anderson Cooper Hit Desk">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 26 Feb 2009 14:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 28 Oct 2008 14:50:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Angelina was on the red carpet in New York over the weekend, talking about her family. "Everybody's great," she said. "The babies are getting big and healthy and developing personalities." She says she has been a "little bit" sleep deprived but she and Brad find relief: "We have some help a couple of nights a week, so on those nights we catch up on our sleep." [<a href="http://www.upi.com/Entertainment_News/2008/10/05/Jolie_Twins_and_family_all_doing_great/UPI-23331223225857/">UPI</a>]
<li>Brad Pitt was there too: They are obviously not broken up. [<a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/10/05/2008-10-05_brad_pitt_angelina_jolie_seem_happy_toge-2.html">Daily News</a>]
<li>More from Angie: "Even if we lock our door, the children come knocking. We often try to have a bath alone together at the end of the night and sit and talk, but they hear the water and want to jump in. But it’s fun and it’s lovely – the thing about having six is once you’ve passed three or four, it’s so crazy anyway that it’s just more chaos and it’s all OK." When asked if she feels if she has completed her family, Angie said, "No." [<a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/latest/2008/10/05/angelina-jolie-wants-more-children-with-brad-pitt-115875-20777009/">Mirror</a>]
<li>Angie somehow found time for two new tattoos: She now has the map coordinates of Nice, France, where her twins were born. [<a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/thedishrag/2008/10/angelina-joli-1.html">LA Times</a>]
<li>But! As for adopting more kids Angie says: "I think we're going to wait a little while." [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20231215,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines">People</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5059312/angelina-hits-nyc-with-new-tattoos" title="Click here to read more about Angelina Hits NYC With New Tattoos">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 06 Oct 2008 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Ali Lohan is on the cover <a href="http://dlisted.com/node/27991">of a magazine called <em>Supermodels Unlimited</eM></a>. It looks like something she made with Photoshop in her basement. • Jessica Simpson tells <em>People</em> that Tony Romo is the <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20221981,00.html">"love of my life."</a> Has she learned nothing about the curse of blabbing to magazines about her love life? She's totes gonna have egg on her face when they break up next week. • Portia DeRossi <a href="http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/08/28/porti-de-rossi-better-off-ted/">will star</a> in a new show this fall called <em>Better Off Ted</em>. Let's hope the show is better off than the title! [<a href="http://dlisted.com/node/27991">Dlisted</a>, <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20221981,00.html">People</a>, <a href="http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/08/28/porti-de-rossi-better-off-ted/">Just Jared</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5043217/loose-lips" title="Click here to read more about Loose Lips">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 28 Aug 2008 17:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Liz Taylor is reportedly on life support after suffering heart failure. A source says, "Doctors though they were going to lose her." The 76-year-old was diagnosed with pneumonia last week. Be well! [<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1039944/Liz-Taylor-life-support-heart-failure.html">Daily Mail</a>]
<li>Tom Cruise is named in a $250 million federal lawsuit against the Church of Scientology. It seems that the guy behind the suit, Peter Letterese, is using a celebrity name to get attention. It's working. [<a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/rush_molloy/">Rush & Molloy</a>]
<li>Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick left a NYC restaurant. Together. Which is a "show of unity" after the news of his affair broke, according to this paper. [<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1039959/Sarah-Jessica-Parker-Matthew-Broderick-unity-affair-claims.html">Daily Mail</a>]
<li>Ryan Gosling made his DJ debut at the Green Door Lounge in Hollywood Tuesday night and guess who showed up? Rachel McAdams! Ryan and his ex talked when he was away from the booth and a spy says, "He seemed happy to see her." Ryan played tunes from the '40s and '50s. [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20215718,00.html?xid=rss-topheadline">People</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5031416/screen-legend-liz-taylor-said-to-be-extremely-ill" title="Click here to read more about Screen Legend Liz Taylor Said To Be Extremely Ill">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 31 Jul 2008 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				This is the video for Ali Lohan's single "All the Way Around," which was released about two weeks ago on iTunes and, according to a promotional email we just received, debuted on iTunes pop chart at #46. We are supposed to be impressed by this, but I'm pretty sure that the stripper with the blond braids from <em>The Real World: Hollywood </em>had a higher debut when her album came out. Either way, this video is such a cheap piece of crap. It's just random clips from <em>Living Lohan</em>, slapped together with the track playing over it. What is going on with this girl's career, Dina?				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5030440/ali-lohan-releases-a-stupid-video-for-her-dumb-song" title="Click here to read more about Ali Lohan Releases A Stupid Video For Her Dumb Song">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 29 Jul 2008 12:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				We keep hearing from Dina Lohan that her daughter Ali is such a natural performer and that Dina is just helping her daughter fulfill her dream. But there are so many instances in which seems like Ali is miserable, whether it's because she's missing out on the fun when she is working in Vegas, or because the girls at school tease her. On last night's episode of Living Lohan, Ali had an audition for a remake of <em>Troll</em> — which, BTW, happens to be a project I'm <em>very</em> optimistic about — but, at the last minute she said that she didn't want to go because she didn't "feel good." Nana told her that was a "pile of shit" and that she should get in the car. She ended up going and getting the part, but according to <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1107849/">IMDb</a>, she's still not officially attached to the role. Ali, do it! If only to make me laugh.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5030237/living-lohan-does-ali-lohan-really-want-to-be-an-entertainer" title="Click here to read more about Living Lohan: Does Ali Lohan Really Want To Be An Entertainer?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 28 Jul 2008 19:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 28 Jul 2008 14:10:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				It's hard to believe Dina Lohan's claims that this whole showbiz thing is all about her kids and what they want out of life, when she seems to behave to the contrary on <em>Living Lohan</em>. On last night's episode, Dina met with a potential choreographer for Ali, and somehow this meeting turned into Dina dancing with the choreographer and putting together a routine for the two of them to do together. Later in the episode, Cody "surprised" Dina by arranging an audience for her at the Pearl Theater in the Palms casino to perform in front of. She feigned anger and nerves for about 30 seconds before she began doing flips, splits and tossing her hair on stage. Clip above.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5027509/stage-mom-dina-lohan-gets-her-moment-in-the-spotlight" title="Click here to read more about Stage Mom Dina Lohan Gets Her Moment In The Spotlight">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 21 Jul 2008 18:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				It's interesting to hear people who know the Lohans — but who aren't the Lohans — talk about the Lohans. On last night's episode of <em>Living Lohan</em>, Ali was supposed to go in the studio with Jeremy, the sleazy, self-promoting hip hop producer who exploited a "relationship" he was having with Lindsay to get some attention from the press. Jeremy was having a discussion with Ali's vocal coach about Ali's work ethic and the two agreed that even though Ali is 14, she seems 27. And they think this is a good thing!  Clip above.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5024864/living-lohan-kids-grow-up-fast-when-you-put-them-to-work-in-vegas" title="Click here to read more about Living Lohan: Kids Grow Up Fast When You Put Them To Work In Vegas">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 14 Jul 2008 12:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Christopher Ciccone's new <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/books/07/09/books.madonnas.brother.ap/index.html?eref=rss_showbiz">memoir about his life with sister Madonna</a> says that her Madgesty doesn't love anyone as much as she loves herself. Is this supposed to be a revelation? • The first pics of the Brangelina twins will go to the magazine that  <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/09/brangelina-doesnt-come-with-baby-pics/">doesn't use the word "Brangelina."</a> Apparently Angie in particular hates this neologism. Bidding for the photos is up to a reported $16 million. • If you want to hear Ali Lohan's new single, "All The Way Around" <a href="http://dlisted.com/node/27051/">go here.</a> It's not good, but it could be a lot worse. Sort of reminiscent of a watered down Monica. [<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/books/07/09/books.madonnas.brother.ap/index.html?eref=rss_showbiz">CNN</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/09/brangelina-doesnt-come-with-baby-pics/">TMZ</a>, <a href="http://dlisted.com/node/27051/">Dlisted</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5023565/loose-lips" title="Click here to read more about Loose Lips">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Sometimes, when watching <em>Living Lohan</em>, I want to cut Dina Lohan some slack, and think of her as the normal, suburban Long Island mom that she insists she is. However after hearing both Cody and Michael Jr. talk about the sacrifices they have to make (being pulled from school and leaving their friends for months at a time) for their sisters' careers, I wonder if Dina really <em>is</em> the nightmare stage mom the press makes her out to be. Then again, her second child Michael, who's now 20, seems to be relatively well adjusted, so who really knows? Clip above. 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5019007/which-is-worse-being-a-child-star-or-being-the-sibling-of-a-child-star" title="Click here to read more about Which Is Worse: Being A Child Star Or Being The Sibling Of A Child Star?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 23 Jun 2008 19:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Britney Spears is in Louisiana! Her 17-year-old sister Jamie Lynn should be delivering a baby super soon. [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20207544,00.html">People</a>]
<li>Jamie Lynn's induced labor could be happening RIGHT NOW! (Possible baby name: Cailynn, a composite of Casey and Lynn.) [<a href="http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/24756044.html?mode=reply">ONTD</a>]
<li>It could be a C-section, you guys. [<a href="http://www.dlisted.com/node/26670">DListed</a>]
<li>Kevin Federline has a new gal and she might have an arrest record. [<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/06/18/k-feds-sin-city-booty-call/">TMZ</a>]
<li>Cynthia Nixon had breast augmentation? And Kristin Davis had varicose veins removed? Really? [<a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/06192008/gossip/pagesix/celluloid_flaws_116198.htm">Page Six</a>]
<li>In an old voicemail Charlie Sheen left for Denise Richards, Charlie dropeed the N-word and a bunch of F-bombs. Sez Charles: "I deeply apologize by my choice of words to all I have obviously offended, especially to Tony Todd, an African American, who was my best man at my first two weddings." Uh, yeah, that makes it all better. [<a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b143273_charlie_sorry_dropping_n-bomb_on_denise.html">E!</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5017878/jamie-lynn-spears-maybe-gives-birth-today" title="Click here to read more about Jamie Lynn Spears (Maybe) Gives Birth Today!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				We never really hear about Michael Lohan Jr. After seeing him on <em>Living Lohan</em> last night, I'm thinking that's because he might just be the sanest, most grounded person in that family. He was the first to admit to the family having to deal with the fallout from his parents' bitter divorce and "Lindsay and all her crap," whereas Dina attributes the family's troubles to the tabloid media. It's kinda sad how Michael has taken on the responsibility of being the "man of the house" at the age of 20, and that Dina willingly allows him to accept that. I felt kinda bad for Michael's girlfriend when watching the episode, because the girl really wanted to go home and spend time with her own family, but her needs weren't as important as the Lohan clan's. Christ, could you imagine having to deal with them as in-laws? Even though they aren't really married? Clip above.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5016810/michael-lohan-jr-is-refreshingly-normal" title="Click here to read more about Michael Lohan Jr. Is Refreshingly "Normal"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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