After Losing Tooth, Five-Year-Old Leans In

A tipster writes in with a story about his wife’s five-year-old cousin, who came over to their house over the weekend to play:

In the middle of horsing around with her brother, she realizes she’s lost a tooth. We all stop what we’re doing and check everywhere, but ultimately nobody can find it. She was determined to get what was rightfully hers, though.

So she left the Tooth Fairy a nice lil note:

I mean, hell yeah, girl. We salute your commitment to getting paid.