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By Dodai Stewart Apr 22, 2011 5:20 PM

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A Perfectly Good Vampire Sex Fantasy, Ruined.

A Perfectly Good Vampire Sex Fantasy, Ruined. If you're a fan of Dracula, True Blood, Twilight or The Vampire Diaries, you'll get a kick out of this almost-sorta-NSFW commercial from the UK. Damon Salvatore never has this problem, does he?

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