Jezebel: Adidas

Ridiculous L'Oréal Ad Stars Patrick Dempsey, Jessica Alba, Jane Fonda And Just About Everyone Else

Jenna Sauers — Tue, 04 Jan 2011 11:35:00 EST

This new French L'Oréal ad is like celebrity spokesmodel whack-a-mole. We spy Beyoncé, Patrick Dempsey, Jessica Alba, Freida Pinto, Claudia Schiffer, Rachel Weisz, and Jane Fonda... It's funny to watch them all say, "Parce que vous le valez bien." [YouTube]

12-Year-Old Designer Is Proof Our Culture Has Gone Very, Very Wrong

Jenna Sauers — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 11:35:00 EST

Precocious-in-the-bad-way tween "designer" Cecilia Cassini, who sells $500 dresses, says she took "like, three" sewing classes, but quit because her teacher was "like, rude." We have a feeling one day soon Cassini will be horribly embarrassed of all this.

Marion Cotillard Ditches Her Eyebrows For French Vogue Cover

Jenna Sauers — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 11:30:00 EDT

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Vogue Paris picked Marion Cotillard for its September cover, and bleached her eyebrows. Strangely enough, the French actress has never been on the cover of Vogue Paris before, though she made American Vogue's cover last November and this July. [@VogueParisLive]

Lara Does Calvin Klein; Gaultier Wishes He'd Invented Condoms

Jenna Sauers — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 11:30:00 EDT

Calvin Klein confirmed Lara Stone is the new face of its main brand, Calvin Klein Jeans, and ck Calvin Klein for fall. Stone will walk no other runways, and appear in no other advertising campaigns for the fall season. [WWD]

Lady Gaga A Red Carpet No-Show; New CoverGirl Taylor Swift Loves Makeup

Jenna Sauers — Tue, 04 May 2010 11:30:00 EDT

Lady Gaga, who was supposed to wear Prada to the Met last night, never walked the red carpet — and then performed in a sparkly catsuit nearly identical to the one she wore under her Grammy Awards dress. [The Cut]

Supermodel Suspected Married Billionaire Boyfriend Of Cheating; Tilda Launches Celebrity Fragrance

Jenna Sauers — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 11:30:00 EST

Apparently Naomi Campbell — who just weeks ago was boasting of having mastered her volatile temper — assaulted her chauffeur because he is also chauffeurs her boyfriend, Vladimir Doronin, and he refused to tell her if Doronin was cheating. [NYPost]

Britney "Through The Lens"; Posh The MILF; Beyonce Sued

Jenna Sauers — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 11:30:00 EST

As if Britney, for Candie's, at Kohl's, wasn't enough, the fallen pop-princess will be immortalized by Annie Leibovitz, Mark Seliger and Terry Richardson. Why not?! [People]
For Johnny Weir, not following fashion week would be like giving up water." [WWD]

Christian Audigier Sued By Marc Jacobs; Lindsay Poses As Jesus Christ

Jenna Sauers — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 11:30:00 EST

Marc Jacobs is suing Christian Audigier for trademark and trade dress infringements. The company says Ed Hardy's Extra Large Quilted Jana Tote Bag, right, is too similar to its own Marc by Marc Jacobs Pretty Nylon Tote. [IPTrademarkAttorney.com]

Demi's New Photoshop Of Horrors; Lara Stone Is Not "The Larger Supermodel"

Jenna Sauers — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 11:30:00 EST

A wax doll impersonates Demi Moore in this latest Helena Rubinstein perfume ad, shot by Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott (the same team behind her atrociously 'shopped W cover). Can't wait for the "before" shot, Demi! [PhotoshopDisasters]

Another Supermodel Welcomes A Son; Karen Elson Falls Off A Stage

Jenna Sauers — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 11:40:00 EST

Jourdan Dunn, 19, has given birth to a baby boy with her boyfriend of five years. She memorably walked the runway for Jean-Paul Gaultier at seven months. [Vogue UK]
Gisele and Tom Brady might name their newborn son Gabriel. [P6]

Michelle Obama Wears Naeem Khan, Orders French Thigh-High Boots

Jenna Sauers — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:20:00 EST

Michelle Obama wore a sterling-silver sequined dress by Indian-born designer Naeem Khan to a state dinner in honor of India's prime minister. [USAToday]
Desiree Rogers wore Comme des Garçons. Which makes this the most fashion-forward administration, ever. [Mrs. O]

Sophie Théallet Wins 200K; Lindsay Not Doing Jewelry Line

Jenna Sauers — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:30:00 EST

Designer Sophie Théallet has won the $200,000 Vogue/CFDA Fashion Fund Award. "Thank you for making my American dreams come true," said she. [Style.com]
Skating at an outdoor rink in London, Lily Cole knocked over a small child. [Daily Mail]

Nicole Richie Doing Designs; No Sampling Allowed At Oprah Store

Jenna Sauers — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 11:30:00 EDT

Of course a Nicole Richie clothing line was inevitable. It's called Winter Kate, and it will be hitting stores next February. [WWD]
The full Jimmy Choo for H&M lookbook is out. [Daily Mail]

Lady Gaga Loves Human Hair; Marc Jacobs Doesn't Mind The Knock-Offs

Jenna Sauers — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 11:30:00 EDT

Lady Gaga, in a show of uncharacteristic sartorial restraint, wore a chiffon-and-human-hair Holly Russell dress that more or less covered her legs to an awards show. She thanked her publicist. [WWD]

Effortless Style At Beckham/Adidas Bash

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 10:30:00 EDT

The Adidas Originals By Originals: David Beckham By James Bond Collection launch party — held last night in L.A. — featured Mr. David Beckham himself; wife Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham… and Snoop Dogg. So, obviously it was fun. More »

Katie Holmes Designs Dresses For Thetans; 12% Of Designers Not Expected To Survive Recession

Jenna Sauers — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:30:00 EDT

Katie Holmes can add another feather to her designing cap: creative-directing new uniforms for the Church of Scientology. Holmes and Tom Cruise apparently had creative oversight of the religion's new threads, offering direction to designer Richard Tyler. [Daily Mail]

Kate On Another Cover; Lady GaGa Goes Broke On Fashion

Jenna Sauers — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 11:40:00 EDT

Kate Moss was shot by Mario Testino for the September cover of British Vogue. That trench coat looks very Gisele photoshop-gate/neighborhood flasher, no? [Design Scene]

Charlie Brown Finds Balance; Controversial Calvin Klein Billboard Replaced

TatianaTheAnonymousModel — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 11:30:00 EDT

How cool are these Charlie Brown New Balance sneakers? Cool enough that we wish they weren't just for kids. [WWD]
A London artist has created Kate Moss and Agyness Deyn paper dolls which look frighteningly like the real thing. [Pipeline.Refinery29]

Eva Mendes For Calvin Klein; Nobody Puts Alaïa In The Corner

TatianaTheAnonymousModel — Tue, 05 May 2009 11:30:00 EDT

Eva Mendes, along with male model Jamie Dornan, are confirmed as the fall faces of Calvin Klein Jeans and Calvin Klein Underwear. Steven Klein shot the campaigns. [WWD]

Beth Ditto Strips, Stage-Dives; Anna Wintour Maybe Makes Up With PETA

TatianaTheAnonymousModel — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 11:30:00 EDT

The Gossip played an hour-long set at the Paris Fendi party. Beth Ditto stripped off the five-piece stage costume Lagerfeld made her until she was performing in a sequined bra and thong. [Telegraph]

Supermodel Stays In Style Without Men; Sasha & Malia Take Topshop

TatianaTheAnonymousModel — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 11:30:00 EST

Helena Christensen told InStyle magazine that she's never lived with a man — although she was actually married for five years. [Daily Mail]

Michelle Obama: Fashion's Newest, Hottest Muse

Sadie Stein — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 11:30:00 EST

Designers like Donna Karan, Elie Tahari and Thakoon are fighting to get to Michelle Obama. [WWD]
Even though her Narciso Rodriguez dress drew mixed reviews. [NY Times]
According to polls, 65% considered it a "Don't." [USA Today]
Proenza Schouler’s Jack McCollough on the election. “A shout-out to the gays? I mean, never, ever, ever in an election or an acceptance speech has a President-elect said something like that. To hear that, for me personally, is so fantastic. Barack Obama is exceptional. Exceptional!” [Style.com]
Exceptional enough to inspire a "Yes. We. Did." thong. [Babble]

Escada's Honored by Sarah Palin's Patronage...Because She's "Attractive"

Sadie Stein — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 11:30:00 EST

After Palin names Escada as her fave brand, the creative director is gracious: "If she does wear Escada because she likes it, I mean, I’m honored actually. It’s not politics; it’s clothing, after all. No? She’s an attractive woman, so why not?" [New York Mag]
Fashion's totally in the tank for Obama — but we knew that. [WWD]
Halloween update: Blake Lively was Cleopatra, Martha Stewart was Medusa. [Sassybella]
Andre Leon Talley: "Fashion may not be the most important thing in life, but it definitely helps you get through it," [Philadelphia Inquirer]

Sacha Baron Cohen Crashes "Prada" Fashion Show

Sadie Stein — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 11:30:00 EDT

Sacha Baron Cohen's fashionisto alter ego, the fey Austrian Bruno, stormed the catwalk in layers of schmatte during Agatha Ruiz de la Prada's runway show, setting off a security panic. Ultimately they had to call the police; all this will obvs end up in the upcoming Bruno movie. [Perez Hilton]
Responding to the extreme shortage of celeb fashion lines, Rihanna confirms that she's launching one: “I can’t say when it will be released, but it’s definitely going to happen.” [WWD]
Naomi Campbell loses her shit at D&G. [WWD]
Model Lily Cole gives us conservation advice in the intro to eco tome Green is the New Black: “I would encourage sewing together your own stuff, and keeping that stuff even as it falls apart (a good look, I really believe). I would also encourage a change in attitude… what’s a good sweater without a hole?... Please remember, or at least consider, that holes are beautiful, too!” [Nylon]

A few months ago, Sadie told us a tale of...

Jessica G. — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 15:30:00 EDT

A few months ago, Sadie told us a tale of three dresses, one of which she was wearing when she met her fiancé. Well now there is a blog to which you can write in about the outfits you wore the night you scored, called The Clothes That Got Me Laid. And they're not afraid to be servicey! The blog's author provides links to all the clothes she mentions, so that you, too, can follow these sartorial paths towards sexy times. Pictured is my personal "lucky" clothing item, which I was wearing the night I met my current boyfriend in 2005. It's the blue and pink striped version of those Adidas boots, which at the time I thought were adorable and now I think are sort of fug. Good times! [The Clothes That Got Me Laid] More »

Illmatic: Nas And Fila Barter; Kim Kardashian Sorta Smells

Sadie Stein — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 11:30:00 EDT

Rapper Nas is partnering with Fila. The company will pay for his tour and album, he'll wear their stuff and create a "late-80's"-inspired line. [Adage]
You will be relieved and delighted to hear that celebrity? socialite? sex-taper? Aha! television personality Kim Kardashian is launching a perfume. "It all started when my mom introduced me to famous perfumer Caroline Sabas from Gras, France. She and I have been working together to create a scent that is uniquely me that I can share with everyone!" [Official Kim Kardashian]
Renaissance woman, polymath and Strokes-dater Agyness Deyn can add "DJ" to her ever-lengthening resume (which one can only assume is printed on hot-pink paper and doesn't actually exist). [New York Magazine]
Tan television personality and alleged designer Michael Kors "dishes" on Condi Rice, Anna Wintour and that skintight black tee he always "sports." [Huffington Post]
Hey, you guys watch The Closer? Me either. Anyhoo, QVC's selling a replica of Kyra Sedgwick's purse. [More »

Stella McCartney Is Eager To Dress ScarJo In Virginal White

Jennifer — Wed, 07 May 2008 11:30:00 EDT

Stella McCartney calls dibs on bride-to-be Scarlett Johansson: "I'm definitely doing her wedding dress. She doesn't know it yet." Awkward. [People]

Harvey Weinstein's Out To Get Nina Garcia, But In A Good Way

Jennifer — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:30:00 EDT

"We'll get her," says Harvey Weinstein of ELLE's Nina Garcia (Weinstein) is being sued for breach of contract for taking Project Runway from Bravo to Lifetime. While Weinstein is probably the first person to say anything about wanting to continue to work with Garcia, we find his statement more creepy than encouraging. [WWD, 2nd item]

The Gap Reports Worst Sales In The History Of Ever

Moe — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:30:00 EDT

The Gap will just not cease to exist, releasing new monthly sales figures even as no one acknowledges it anymore. How do you get an 18% decrease from March 2007 when the last known Gap shopper bought her last Macau-made $4.90 tank top in 2003? The Gap will manage to report disappointing sales long after liquidation.

Ashlee Simpson To Join Forces With The Ashlee Simpson Of Mall Retailers

Moe — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 11:30:00 EDT

As celebrity-commodity tie-ups go, it makes a certain kind of sense that Ashlee Simpson would shill for Wet Seal. Wet Seal is sort of the quintessential hollow youth retailer, possessing nary the layers of rigorous protocol and manufactured snobbery of Abercrombie & Fitch nor the countercultural "heritage" of Urban Outfitters, and so it is left, every few years, to "reinvent" itself under the watchful eye of the money men. Ashlee will be "designing" T-shirts "inspired by her own personality, sense of style and album artwork." [People]

Agyness Deyn's Mother Reveals The Reason Her Daughter Is So Fat

Jennifer — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 11:30:00 EDT

Agyness Deyn's mom Lorraine Collins is as amazed as we are that someone as FAT as Agyness could ever make it in fashion: "She has wonderful curves and a bit of meat on her. When she's home, she eats everything." [Mirror]

Christina Aguilera: If You Are Going To Shill Overpriced Jewelry, Do It Like This

Jennifer — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 11:30:00 EST

OMG Christina Aguilera looks so pretty in these Hitchcock-inspired Stephen Webster ads! It's like, we finally see what Christina Aguilera has been going for all these years with this excessive bombshell crap — and it is good. The wonders of Photoshop, folks! [Sassybella]

Did Paris Swipe An Ensemble From The Victoria's Secret Show?

Jennifer — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 12:00:00 EST

Paris Hilton showed up at the Victoria's Secret fashion show earlier this month and demanded to be cast in the show, according to model Miranda Kerr. And then — and here's where it gets really classy — she stole an outfit from the show to wear herself. [Sassybella]

Stella McCartney Adds Sporty Spice To Fashion Show

Jennifer — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 10:00:00 EDT

Yup, we're still bitter about not being at London Fashion Week. The Stella McCartney for Adidas show was held at an amusement park at which the models and guests frolicked, playing mini-golf and eating hot dogs. [Vogue UK]

Cathy Horyn Still Talking About Marc Jacobs; London Fashion Week Sounds Fun

Jennifer — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 10:00:00 EDT

NY Times fashion critic Cathy Horyn continues to stick up for homeboy Marc Jacobs on her blog, disclosing that he personally dressed all of the models in his much-delayed show and that "if you're always under pressure, I suppose you're going to be more sensitive to the things you absolutely can control." Aw, tear? [NY Times]