Adam Levine's 'I'm Not a Douche' Profile Proves He's a Major DoucheMadeleine Davies6/25/14 6:50pmFiled to: adam levinecelebrities24712EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkIn the latest issue of GQ, Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine confronts a question that's plagued him relentlessly over the past year (and possibly throughout his entire career): Is Adam Levine a douchebag? Short answer: Yes. Long answer: Yesssssssssssssssss. AdvertisementThe profile, written by New York Magazine's Jessica Pressler, confronts the media's obsession with Levine's douchebaggery straight off the bat. Not to be a Levine-level braggart here, but Jezebel really spearheaded this movement — although it seems necessary to point out that we tend to be a little more creative with our similes and metaphors around these parts and rarely resort to straight up calling him a douchebag.Even GQ notices this, quoting my line from the article "Adam Levine Is Not the Sexiest Man Alive. Adam Levine Is the Worst" where I said that Levine was "the human equivalent of testing positive for chlamydia."